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smirnoff*ice

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SANTA IS A FAKE TO GET YOU TO BELIEVE IN SATAN. THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECASUE THEY WANT YOU TO BELIVE IN SATAN INSTEAD OF JESUS. IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE JESUS DAY BUT SATAN WANTS IT TO BE SATAN DAY SO HE DISGUISES HIMSELF AS SANTA INSTEAD. SATAN IS SMART AND HE WANTS YOU!

VOTE 4 SATAN OR VOTE FOR JESUS

YOU CHOOSE

SORRY ABOUT THAT
 
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apE
 
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'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
yeah dude that's so fucked up.

Santa is actually St. Nicholas, and the idea about reindeer and elves and presents came from somewhere, I don't know, maybe some pagan culture(where Christmas trees came from), and that isn't who St. Nicholas was like. I kinda see your point when ou don't think about the whole satan thing, It is defineately more important to think about Jesus rather than presents and other stuff.

 
crack really is a shitty drug

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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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satan is my mmaster , he buys me my metallica records

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
yay!

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I know he wasnt really owned that bad, but I like posting owned pics.

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yes, i do believe whoever started this thread got owned

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the druids started christmas trees. i had this guy tell me all about it once.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
dana carvey and church chat, anyone? or am I the only diehard SNL fan?

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I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

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YA SO IS YOU ARE DOWN WITH SANTA.. THEN YOU ARE DWN W/ SATAN...BECUZ ON JESUS DAY IT IS JESUS DAY.. BUT MOST OF YOU ALL THINK SANTA DAY.. MEANING SATAN DAY..MUHAAAAAA HA HA

SATAN IS EVERYWHERE AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS SIDE!

SORRY ABOUT THAT
 
this is why crack is bad

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^for real, crack addictions ruin lifes

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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

 
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
compliments of jiboregon http://www.egreeley.com/messages/493.html

no REAL relevance, but it has to do with santa and it's funny

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
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