Sandpaper

PhattTim

PhattTim

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Do you guys think that Sandpaper is just like the coolest shiz in the world?? I mean think what you can do with it. You can scrape off paint, you can make a surface rough or smooth, you can rip your friends' skin off with it, it's great, what a wickity wack boomshankering hip nosed hellishly stonking invention, I applaud the woman who thought of it.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
how do you know it was a woman? I dont think i have actually tried to rip someones skin off with it and i bet you cant make another sentance as shibby as the one you just made...

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
how much you wanna bet on that lil buddy??

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hehehehe, what would I do with 5 kiwis, besides pimp them out to Juliet, heheheheh, skanky kiwi hoes, hehe, HAHAHAHAHHAHA, I crack myself up. I bet I could get shut in a big ass padded room for like 5 days and have no problems. I'd just sit in the corner like Stevie tells me to do all the time and make myself laugh, hehe, I could entertain myself for a week!! heheheheh, wickity wack!!! That's so wicky fly, haha, boomshanka to that.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
that was pretty good but that only gets you 3 kiwis and a roadkill dingo.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
hmmmm, dingos, 'That's as crooked as a dingos hind leg mate!!'... 'and then I said, That's not cricket!' YEEEEAH, KNOOOOW IT!!! hahahaha, ah well, 3 pimpin phatt kiwi hoes are all good, yeah, bring it bring it back that old new york rap, haha, boomshanka to the wickity xtream, ooooh oooooh yeah, HEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEY BABY!!! I WANNA KNOOO OH OH OH OH OWWW, WILL YOU BE MY GIRL!!! hehe, that's a good beer drinking song, REBEL!!! COME CHILL WITH ME ARGH!!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
heh, now THAT is worth 5 kiwis...

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
hehe, yeah, yeah, know it, anyways, I'm going to go get some sleep coz I'm tired as the mofo, peace out phatties.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Tim, you are either very drunk or very tired while you're writing those posts!!! Go get some sleep buddy!

~ Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire ~

* Matty is a Dairy Queen *
 
Good drinking songs...

Fuck, drink beer and smoke some shit - beatnuts

The Beer Song - They might be giants

Irish Drinking Song - BuckONine

Irish Song - Denis Leary

Drink Beer - Parady on Wear sunscreen

A Jug of Punch - The Clancy Brothers and Makem

Beer, Beer, Beer

I'll Drink to that - Mighty mighy Bosstones

Beer Song - Mustard Plug

Homers Beer Song

The Beer Song - South Park

40oz of Freedom - Sublime

AND of course, I couldn't forget

Home for a rest - Spirit of the West

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
Whats the deal with sand paper anyways? I mean is it paper? or is it sand? I wish it would just make up its mind!

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www.turnoffyourfuckingcomputerandride.com

Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
this is true bro, is it paper or is it sand, it's so undecided which brings me to another very important topic. Undecidedness, doesn't that suck?? Unsettled is a painful place, undecidedness most definatley stops the world from spinning naturally on it's axis, it's dumb, so yah, back to the point, it's a combo of paper and sand yet it it too cool to make up it's mind and just be one. I guess I'm like that too, I cannot make up my mind about whether I want to be Swank or swave, it's a tricky choice but hey, you know what I'm saying

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Ahhhh! Go for the 5 kiwis Tim! I'm beggin ya! And Sand paper is just sand stuck on paper. How's THAT for cocktail weiners! Tshh...cheerios...what are they feeding you up in NZ!?

~juliet~

 
So undecidedness makes the earth go off axis Tim? Maybe if none of us can make up our minds at the same time, the earth will do a giant Rodeo!!! How shibby would that be?

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www.turnoffyourfuckingcomputerandride.com

Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
that is the good thing about sandpaper, its sand and its paper put together to form something completely new.

kinda like scrubbin bubbles....wait no......

all the worlds a terrain park and the people are just jibbers.

-NewSkool Shakspere
 
sand paper sucks it can bite my ass

Le vie ne pas simple. la mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. ce fini maintenant. 'T' a briser ma coeur. FU.
 
Careful Cryss, you might get what you asked for.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
hehehe, this is true. hehehehe

Sandpaper is the most shibbiest, totally pimpin' tweaked out super invention in the complete utter phattening history of this frat ball we survive on. And yes it would be super shibby if the world did a totally un-predicted rodeo-9 off axis with a tweaked out pimpin' toxic grab of the moon, now that would deserve some mad props.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
the day sandpaper bites me in the ass. i will dish out a dollar to every memember on this site. who has over 500 posts

Le vie ne pas simple. la mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. ce fini maintenant. 'T' a briser ma coeur. FU.
 
A dollar? Cryss, you paid me 500 times more than that for last night!

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www.turnoffyourfuckingcomputerandride.com

Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
dude, you're only 500 dollars?? HAHA, that's cheap man, I know GUYS who would pay that.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
that made no sense at all. go back to the bar.

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
you can remove spots easily with sandpaper. just slide it on your face but make sure it is rough enough for better results :P

-+| I don't like monkeys. |+-
 
heh, i will try to market it as a new pimple remover product.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
*shudder*. what.. your promo is gonna be. HEY WHO NEEDS SKIN? lol

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
no, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, bar is too far away. I need sandpaper to put on the end of a stick and attack my flatmates with.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
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