Salvia?

Ok, if your going to do it, do it like a fucking man. Go to your smoke shop and brag about slavia doesnt effect you, he will give you stronger stuff. Stick to your story, ask him for stronger. Keep your cool and have a quick chat with the clerk. Then go home and take the whole bag in your bong and take it like a man. Remember a lot of the users hate salvia because of the horrors. Well, Ill let you into a little secret, they do week shit, the best effects occur on the strongest slavia

 
i've done it twice, loved it both times.
IMO, it helps to be slightly drunk before you do it, because it intensifies the effects. and makes it taste less bad.
but yeah, get something potent (none of that 10x or whatever bullshit), load a bigass bowl, and rip. then close your eyes and roll with it.
 
did it with three friends. One turned into a rocking horse, another one into a muppet, and the biggest one into a polar bear. The polar bear started attacking shit and after about 15 minutes everything was normal. That was pretty fucking sweet for when it lasted
 
nooblet search before you make a thread and dont make retarded ones like this. fucking annoying as shit. drugs are cool.. yeah yeah we all get how you want us to discuss your dumb fucking habits. salvia is fun, fuck off and do it with your friends not bringing a thread to NS
 




Driving on Salvia!! So Funny.. - Funny bloopers are a click away
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i love when he sees the cat
 
I smoked some two weeks ago, we couldnt find anything very potent and i smoked like 1/2 a gram and got a tiny bit loopy for maybe 45 seconds.....
 
During my little experimental summer I just had, I tried it. I was facing away from everybody at a park and did a huge hit. After about a minute I turned around to say it didn't work and I just dropped and laughed uncontrollably. The rocks at the park were water now and all my friends were silhouettes. I would move my head right to left and when my head got all the way to the left I'd blackout for like 3 seconds and start out on the right again like everything was on repeat. I got really scared and for some reason I felt like the shadow people wanted to kill me. I kept begging one of my friends who didn't look like a shadow to help me. Gnarly stuff, but all that is behind me now.
 
It's a good first stage to a tolerance building regimen: start out smoking Salvia 3 times a day, and before you know it, you'll be dropping acid like a hippy at Woodstock! Congratulations, and have fun watching your cat turn into a rocket ship.
 
i deal salvia..(illegal in my state)ive smoked everything from 80x down to straight leaf,
for your first trip i would recommend 20x, it will take you out of this world if you get a good big hit and hold it as long as phiscially possible,
id recommend using a smoking device such as a bong, gravity bong, water fall bong or a steam roller, something that will gather a large amount of smoke that you can take all in at once, also i say use a torch lighter, but a bic would work fine, exhale as much as you can prior to hitting it, then light it up and start sucking in hard, try and smoke the whole bowl in a single hit, salvia isnt as hard on the throught as weed is so dont worry about coughing up, you should be able to take a huge hit without a single scratch in your throught, once you've filled your longs with magical smoke hold it... sit there and hold the smoke..count in your head to 30, at around 15 you'll start to go wavy and prolly let your hit go, now your gonna start laughing a ton probably, like uncontrollably then your gonna be taken on a ride that will blow you away... its honestly indescribable on how crazy your gonna trip if you do everything well...all my friends have varied experiences and they are all fun and sometime terrible but once you calm down youll be fine,
-make sure you have a sitter-be somewhere not in public (i recomend a house)-have someone take your piece out of your hand when you start trippin- let your sitter know your gonna be mumbling, -your sitter should be someone you can trust not to fuck with you-trip time will be up to 10 minutes with around 20 minutes of feeling weird after-be prepared for anything-music is nice, usually adds to the trip in a positive fashion-anything above 60x is kinda pointless, dont go buy 120x for like $70 your gonna trip as you would with 60x -your gonna wanna use tin foil (inb4 cancer) in your bowl, and cut small slits in the bottom, salvia is grinded very finely and will fall through a regular hole -you might get very uncomfetrable and sweat A TON, dont worry its NOT LACED-some say its not worth it due to the length of the trip, but it is a CRAZY trip much different then shrooms or LCD, this shit rips you from the planet -enjoy your trip, dont fight it

theres other stuff im prolly forgettinghit me up with any questions bro!have a good safe trip

 
Lot of good info in here.
I've done it a handful of times. Its super intense and lasts about 5 minutes and then you feel super high/drunk after that. Definitely worth trying but i don't feel like i need to do it anymore.
 
heres what i wrote during that 20 minutes after hallucinating, at this point i was in and out and this makes no sense...this was on 20x in a waterfall bong in my bathroom alone...
wow saliva is ripping a t my right now into a magic land that was in my garage also not on my bathroom, itas really brought me on a spiritual trip and litterly TORE me feom my real life stadpoint and im sire that not anyof this is realistic its just all diffrent steps that are on a chain and tons of ppl are made and aged this way!, im not sure why or whats at the end of the factor proccesser but its in my shower and their i viewed all the others beign made, i fear it and do not wish to go visit it once again. i know now what ppl talk about death in salvia trips because i saw how it can be brought and litterly lost my body and no longer knew who i was and what i was and worried about ever getting backto knowing what i was, i fear never getting back but now i am starting to get back into shape, its painful though ripping at my reflection
 
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