I hate you. I wish this thread would have just died.
Only was like 17/18, might have done shrooms once. Wanted to try salvia. Headshop got it in, lady called me and let me know.
I bought a g of the 60 times, figured if I was actually going to try I wanted to make damn sure it did something. Ate a few caps to ensure that something would happen. So I smoked almost the whole I did one rip and only held it in for a little, then dumped more in there and did the whole thing and held it for as long as I could.
Shit got really weird, interesting, strange. That was the salvia, or was it. Def sent me the fuck out for a little bit. Was nice and relaxing though. Felt pretty good when I was coming out of it other than sweating a little bit . NBD. Like sweet that was pretty cool. Nothing bad happened, nobody died, success.
As I coming down from the salvia, still in a weird state feeling kind of fucked up, my friends roomate comes home. Now I wanted to do this all in a chill place where nothing would happen. My friend trailer that he rented from his parents seemed like a good spot. Generally just him there, I smoked and drank there a good amount, he had some parties. I just didn't want to do it at home and this seemed like the prime spot.
Bad Idea
So Little did I know that his roomate was far sketchier than I had imagined. So he comes in with a few bags of who knows what. Starts pulling shit out of them. Next thing I know they have the stove on and their mixing chemicals together on the stove. Brake cleaner or something and god knows what else. As I'm sitting there melted into the couch, people 20 feet away are attempting to cook meth. Yes the story you here of the sketchy people cooking meth in the trailer. It's not that rare, it happens a lot, you just don't expect to be sitting on a couch in that trailer. I was getting really scared. I mean this is the shit on the news when the trailer blows up, I mean you're playing with all kinds of chemicals, it's sketchy. A flame came out of the burner at my friend and he just got out of the way enough to maybe singe his eyebrows at the worst.
The plan
I knew I had to get out of there. I mean obviously the place was going to blow up and I was going to die, so I walk out the door. I think they were too into their hobo chemistry to even notice. I decided to sit in my car where I would be safe. Then I realized if the place blew up, I didn't want to be anywhere near the property, especially tripping. So I start driving to a friends house. Call him on the way. Got out of the car for some reason because I was freaking out, locked myself out, had the other window down enough i was able to get in. Set the phone down and forgot about it.Got to my buddies house, he figured I crashed when I stopped talking and was about to come look for me.
I was glad to be safe. Then I realized I left some stuff there. So me and him go back to the trailer. Sure enough the shady meth lab was in full swing and they had a pile of ash on the table that was supposed to be meth but was from a few failed attempts. Mixing all kinds of chemicals in different things on the stove. Also neither of these kids are even mildly intelligent so playing with fire and chemicals was just asking for trouble. Some how they didn't blow the place up. I'm not sure if they ever got a decent useable product.
We got the fuck out of there, I didn't touch salvia again. Drugs are bad kids.
inb4 cool story hansel or tl;dr. Don't read it if you don't want to. Figure I'd let people know why salvia is bad.