Sagging pants

chemicalski

chemicalski

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so my dad busted out his usual comments aboout how stupid us "skier kids" look with our pants kindof low and asked my why we would do that. out of almost habit, i sneered and made arguments of "our style" and " its comfterble" but it really ended up bugging me tonight becasue i cant really figure out the logic behing the whoe style ain the first place. i know we take our baggy clothes from an origional gangta approach but as ive heard, the baggy pants thing only comes because when you go to jail they take your belt. so were imitating small time lawbreakers? if anyone could shed some light on the situation, or tell me a nice story about how were saving the world with baggy pants so i can sleep better tonight. it would be appreciated
 
1. Slows down rotation with wind resistance, meaning steezy tricks.

2. Makes us look frumpier and disguises the movement of our legs so we look smoother

3. keeps pants from getting smelly when we fart.

4. On hot days in the park, we can radiate heat through our butts, keeping us from getting heat stroke.

5. When we are faced with the possible overshooting of a jump, the extra exposed surface area acts as a parachute when the legs are spread. This slows us down and makes it not such a bad overshoot.

6. Same with over-rotation. Spreading the legs will slow it down even more than the simple bagginess alone, preventing over-rotation.

7. Chicks dig it (some of them)

8. Ski clothes are fucking expensive! You gotta show of as much as possible, because you paid to look steezy!

Besides all of that, it's because we are all G's.
 
im predy sure when people go to jail, the bitches are the ones with the pants half way down so the real big fuckers know who the bitches are so they know who the pussie mates are. that is why when the rappers got out of jail they wore there pants like that and thats where the trend came from.

i hope that made a little sense.
 
well...try the opposite...pants up around ur chest...now i ask u two questions...how horribly uncomfortable is that?....and two...how awesomely retarded do u look?....i rest my case

you may reurn ur pants to the normal heaght again
 
It's so comfy with loose sagged pants. Whats the point of creating unnecessary(sp?) ballsweat by having pants up in our asses??

Plus it's looks nice. I sag every pant I have, a bit less with my ski pant cuz it's so big, Saga XXL.
 
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