SAGA Jacket at a party

will you marry me?
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I wore my XL saga syrup jacket into a pimps and hoes themed dance and got a bunch of compliments for it.. hahahahaha
 
once I wore saga to a party. hid it behind a couch. party ends, I go to get it, boom, gone. I leave heartbroken, but spot a sloot who's probably 5'4" in my XL saga jacket. walked behind her for a while then complimented her on it and she was like, "oh, haha it's not even mine, derp" and I was like "O RLY?"

I then cut her head off with a ski...

not really, but I did call her a skeeyank and made her give me my jacket back and left her in the 20 degree weather in her mini skirt and hooker heels. karma is a bitch. I've lost numerous hoodies to thieving sorrostitutes and I hope they all get run over by a bus.
 
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