Safest Sport EVER?

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As we all know skiing is no where near the top for the safest sport. But what is the cream of the crop? Imho it's chess. You literally cannot get any physical injuries or long term ailments for being a professional chess player. "Oh but you can get back problems from sitting too much!" Just use a standing table bro.

What other sports would give chess a run for it's safety?
 
Im going with wake surfing. 8 miles an hour and the board isn't even sharp. lame sport in my opinion but kinda fun for a half hour at a time.
 
14296321:freestyler540 said:
Speed walking. What a dumb « sport ».

Maybe Sarcastiball
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Speedwalking is like mogul skiing bro. Speedwalkers have horrible knees and when it's not an officiated race, it's very much a contact sport. I saw a woman knock another woman clean off her feet just by swinging into her with her hips one Black Friday
 
14296315:BedBugDoug said:
Im going with wake surfing. 8 miles an hour and the board isn't even sharp. lame sport in my opinion but kinda fun for a half hour at a time.
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As someone who lives next to a lake full of professional wake surfers ima disagree with that

its definitely not a lame sport but it’s pretty fucked how rich you gotta be to even try it, especially owning a surf boat
 
Baseball, it’s the slowest most boring thing to watch and play, and half the game you sit down. It’s not even a sport IMO just a game, a pass time
 
14296345:WoFlowz said:
Baseball, it’s the slowest most boring thing to watch and play, and half the game you sit down. It’s not even a sport IMO just a game, a pass time
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Oof. Not even gonna comment on the "not a sport opinion." Having anything hurling 90mph+ at you is gonna hurt. Both of these are within the last month.

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14296352:BrandoComando said:
Oof. Not even gonna comment on the "not a sport opinion." Having anything hurling 90mph+ at you is gonna hurt. Both of these are within the last month.

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They still just stand around or sit in the bench like more than half the game pretty lame if you ask me. Also fucking don’t let the ball hit you in the face what a pussy move
 
14296345:WoFlowz said:
Baseball, it’s the slowest most boring thing to watch and play, and half the game you sit down. It’s not even a sport IMO just a game, a pass time
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What bad take that baseball isn't a sport, yes it is slow and boring to watch on TV, doesn't mean it's any less of a sport. I'm not a baseball fan at all but that shit is so difficult. Anyways half the time us resort skiers are just sitting on a chair lift, same difference.
 
14296384:mrk127 said:
What bad take that baseball isn't a sport, yes it is slow and boring to watch on TV, doesn't mean it's any less of a sport. I'm not a baseball fan at all but that shit is so difficult. Anyways half the time us resort skiers are just sitting on a chair lift, same difference.
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I don’t rly think of skiing as a sport also it’s just fun and creative
 
14296343:Jems said:
As someone who lives next to a lake full of professional wake surfers ima disagree with that

its definitely not a lame sport but it’s pretty fucked how rich you gotta be to even try it, especially owning a surf boat
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Have any of them ever gotten hurt? We pooled our money and bought a 10,000 dollar boat and have been surfing behind it. Its a ski boat too, we just gotta get sum hefty bois and bitchez in it.
 
14296416:BedBugDoug said:
Have any of them ever gotten hurt? We pooled our money and bought a 10,000 dollar boat and have been surfing behind it. Its a ski boat too, we just gotta get sum hefty bois and bitchez in it.
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no serious injuries being involved with it besides colliding with the board hella if you’re good
 
14296421:mrk127 said:
Fair enough, what do you think a sport is then?
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I’d say high level soccer, lacrosse, maybe even field hockey just because ur pretty much constantly moving and they all have some form of contact
 
14296315:BedBugDoug said:
Im going with wake surfing. 8 miles an hour and the board isn't even sharp. lame sport in my opinion but kinda fun for a half hour at a time.
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Lots of hazards though, getting caught in the rope, people get CO poisoning from being too close to the exhaust, another boat might hit you if you fall, you might drown, you might get chopped up in the propeller, maybe the boat could catch on fire and ignite the fuel tank. All kinds of shit
 
Those nitro circus guys can huck whatever they want because the landing is super soft and forgiving. Seems pretty safe

however, hucking that shit to dirt is totally different and a lot harder dont get me wrong
 
As far as actual sports, as in real sports, table tennis is pretty safe. Most swimming (in pools) is safe. Yes, tennis and racquetball and squash are pretty safe but tennis elbow is a major thing in all three. Also, I will embarrassingly admit to getting hit directly in the eye with a tennis ball during a game and had to go to the eye doctor.
 
I was going to say curling but you could slip on the ice and break your tailbone or if your not paying attention you could get get your toe broken by the object or drink too much ti liven up the sport and get scurosus of the liver , really no sports are safe when you really think of what could possibly happen.
 
14296447:Casey said:
Lots of hazards though, getting caught in the rope, people get CO poisoning from being too close to the exhaust, another boat might hit you if you fall, you might drown, you might get chopped up in the propeller, maybe the boat could catch on fire and ignite the fuel tank. All kinds of shit
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a bull shark could swim up river and have a sick aerial takedown on you midrun too. Yeah watersports are out, not the safest.
 
14296432:WoFlowz said:
I’d say high level soccer, lacrosse, maybe even field hockey just because ur pretty much constantly moving and they all have some form of contact
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TIL being drunk at a party counts as a sport
 
14296707:ReturnToMonkey said:
TIL being drunk at a party counts as a sport
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I’d saying running from the cops drunk from a party is your usually knocking people over and running for a good bit
 
I've run from the cops at only one party... And I was pranked there weren't even any cops. Haven't run from cops since

14296711:WoFlowz said:
I’d saying running from the cops drunk from a party is your usually knocking people over and running for a good bit
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I’d say chess(especially chess masters) is pretty unsafe because all the stds you could catch after endless intercourse
 
It’s a mellow sport for sure, but it can be hard on your back over the years. Tiger Woods has had a number of back surgeries because of golf
 
Football is obviously the safest sport, concussions are just made up by doctors so they can get more money and CTE is just a placebo. Fools…
 
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