Sacking yourself

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Wiercinski

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I was just wondering how many people here have sacked thereself sliding a rail??

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i have, and i wouldn't recommend it to others. it's a less-than-stellar experience.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
ive been close so many times its not even funny, i guess i kinda did on a c-bow rail at PC but other than that, too many close calls

"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."

-later about 10 seconds in another post-

" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO

also known as pussyfooter
 
i came really close but i hit the inside of my leg. On my bike however my feet slipped off the pedals after hitting a step down; my pee felt like fire for a week.

No Props!
 
i did when i was first learning kinks..then every once in a while...im still all in tack tho

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.

- bitchassphatz comenting on the andy milankis show

"Win or lose, we booze."

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hah came close.

a friend who was boardsliding a bench new years eve on a skate board had a good fun talk with those telehealth, a phone in medical advisor line...

 
i have hit my inner leg but never the sac, i don't think i could slide rails again if i did that.

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chill

It's my medicine
 
boxes are the worst. specially wide ones

jack.

www.libertyskis.com

you don't need to give up pot for a year. Just 32 days, lots of excercise and alcohol

"you dont have to be a rocket surgeon or something" -pj cliche
 
not i

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay

 
ive always thought of wearing a cup while skiing...or is that cheating?

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my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
I have and my balls hurt for about and hour. I was slidin a c box and fell right on my nads.

theres no business like snow business.

 
yeah i did at keystone on the wall ride. i was trying to 180 on/off but i went a little too fast and didnt turn all the way

 
i jumped onto an A frame rail sideways and my backfoot got caught on the rail and stopped me so i did the splits right over the A...it hurt like a raped pussy on labourday

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

SketchLine Films
 
i was disastoring a falt down and i didnt have enough speed so my back ski got caught on the kink part of the rail and i turned sideways racked myself and double ejected to a face plant...... and laying on the ground i was greeted with laughs from the chairlift

 
hey sketchline geuss what nobody likes you and you aint get no pussy so why dont u go talk to one of my hoes and pay me some cash money motha fucka

 
maybe a cup would be a good idea

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
haha i just remember a funy thing, we were doing trains though the big mnt park, and i decided i wanted to bunnyears-snowplow steeze on these picknic tables, and my legs split and they fell under the table, skis still on, and i get stuck at the end of the rail with my ass high like im ready to be raped, and my friend just comes barreling into me and rolls over me with skis and all and falls in from of me and everyone else who was in front of us stoped to laugh, and i couldnt stop laughing as i got unstuck, so classic

"your like 12 years old???? that girl is illegal for msot of us to be looking at..."

-later about 10 seconds in another post-

" oh, i thought you were a guy, hmm, well your nice looking." P-JO

also known as pussyfooter
 
i was sliding the 40 footer at whistler and i was setting up for the 270 out and right at the end my legs split and i was fucked

 
well there was this up flat down rail i hit once. i was trying to gap the up hit the flat and 270 off flat by passing the down. well i pop and i go up and get scared and just come straight down to my nuts on the rail. the flat is like 6 feet off the ground. so im dyingg. i dont want ot lean over the side cause its a big drop so i slide down the down smashing my balls more. well that ended my day. driving home my balls start swelling slowly. after about 3 hours they were like the size of 2 golf balls each. i just try to sleep the night and ice em. they dont go down. i go to the doctor and he has to stick this needle in and suck out the fluid. most pain ever. had to do that every day for a week to get them back to the normal size.

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N W F T is the coolest ask me why!

*NWFT* 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!

 
well i was sliding this dude's rail one time and it got so intense that as i came down, he squeezed his legs together and sacked my balls between em.. thats the only time i recall though

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My seamen dont even scream nomore. They're hardened from life learning 270s to down kinks.

Free your mind and your ass will follow.
 
"i was sliding the 40 footer at whistler and i was setting up for the 270 out and right at the end my legs split and i was fucked"

ahahaha i tihnk i saw that from the chair! you just kept drifting and it looked like you had it but the end of the rail just caught your balls.

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