S.W.A.T.

therealjerk

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OK, time to bring down the artsy-ness in here but is anyboyd else really fuckin pumped to see this??!!?!?!?! I mean, you're an idiot if you're going to see it for a super structured plot but just the fact that they put Sam Jackson and Colin Farrell, the two biggest badasses in showbiz, in the same flick is enough reason for me. i know, i know, its the same dude who did xXx and some other vin Diesel trash but hey! no Vin Diesel!!! i dunno, should be quite toight.

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I am going to go see it because I want to have sex with Colin Farrell and I bet there's some sex scene involving him in the movie. XXX was the worst movie I have ever seen.

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the only way Colin Farrell could be any cooler is if he wasnt Irish. ahahahah, and on that topic ^, i watched Girlfight on IFC the other day and... i never realized it but Michelle Rodriguez is really really hot. its just her eyes are kinda scary but shes got some immaculate lips on her... gahhhh, sorry, e-e needs a wipey for his drool.

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
T.W.A.T power! My friend is obbsessed with SWAT teams. He trains with our team and he's only 17. He carries around a badge and never shuts up on how they flashbanged him. I'm going to see it with him so I can make fun of it and piss him off.

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irish people scare me.... Alot

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! IM GONNA FUCKIN FIREBOMB THE SHIT 4 SCREEN THEATRE HERE!!!! THOSE FUCKIN FAGGOTS DIDNT BRING IT HERE!!!! grrrr, im mad, i had plans tosee this shit opening night for a week.

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
I just got a fat sack, gonna blaze and go see this stupid movie. My whole school is Irish.

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Loud noises... the movie had no turning point. All in all sucked.

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

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^ DUNE rocks

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

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Bob Marley

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shittiest movie ive seen all summer. The action wasn't even off the wall crazyness, it was mediocre. The script was pretty bad too.

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IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
meh, i guess i wont see it and i went to see Thelonious Monk's son in concert instead! that guy was nucking futs.

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
^ yeah definetly a renter

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

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it was a hint for me not to see it since ll cool j was on every other channel the other day promoting it.

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Wow, you guys really didn't like it... hmmm, I'm usually a pretty tough movie critic. I'm not too sure why I liked this one then.

 
Wow, you guys really didn't like it... hmmm, I'm usually a pretty tough movie critic. I'm not too sure why I liked this one then.

 
i think gravtecks the only one who read my original post in full, like where i said i'm not going to see it expecting an actual plot or anything. just two ultra badasses and lots of boom boom shit.

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
haha yah i actually went and saw it tonight and boy am i glad i didn't pay to get in. sure it was a decen summer flick and thank god it wasn't another sequel, but all in all it's definately a renter. the action was actually pretty cool and i guess i liked it because it wasn't over the top like most movies. they did destroy a lot of shit which was cool, but as expected the plot was lacking. so was character development. basically all we knew were the main characters names, some of them had kids/families, and colin farrel had an issue with his former partner. no history or background explaination. however with the serious lull in summer flicks this year, this one's not so torturous if you're desperate for something to do. if you want torture, go see gigli.

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bahahahahaha, good call liz. oh shit, ahahaha, did anybody see Leno a few nights ago? Affleck came on with a printed out list of what the critics said, the best one was 'Gigli was so repulsive that after viewing it, I had to cleanse my palette by watching Glitter.'(!!!) lol, ouch

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
i saw it a couple days ago and it was pretty sweet, but then there were these faggots in laser tag with their names Swat 1 and swat 2 and they were trying to talk like Swat dudes and shti and they sounded like such morons, it pissed me off and one of the kids ran up to me and shoved his gun into my chest so i shoved it away and shot him and he starts bitching and calling me a cheater, it was really gay

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