Running from the cops

Breheny

Breheny

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Last night A group of us where getting drunk in a park and these guys lit a tree on fire. Sure enough 2 fire trucks and a cop car came and we all bailed. Me and these two other guys hid in sum randon yard and the cops rolled past and they had this light searching through all the yards. They didnt see us but a couple of our friends got there name taken down and shit, pretty fun night.

Lets here your 'getting chased by the cops' story. Im sure you've all got many

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
Last summer, we TPed a girl with 350 rolls, shes really hott, but shes a really big duesch...anyways, we were on our last rolls, and 2 cops cars, 1 state cop car, and one of the SUV's pulled up, they had more cops them us, and there was 7 of us, but we fucking massicred her house, we all made it back to our friends house, none of us were caught. It was awesome.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
You lit a tree on fire? That's fucking gay, you dumb assholes could have caused the fire to spread out of control. How would you feel if someone lit a tree on fire and it spread to your neighborhood & burn down your house?

Dickheads

 
while it wasnt the cops, me and my friends got chased over a mile after we ding-dong-ditched some guys house 5 times in an hour

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lateralis: i deliver milk...........for 14 hours straight no break yeah it aint easy pulling a 3500lb skid

ns member: i deliver some milk to your face

lateralis: bring it bitch, ill bend you over and crush your guts so hard youll be shitting out your mouth

ns member: well fuck i just cant compete with that

 
most cops are too fat to run away from anyway. at Sugarloaf especially. all you have to do is speedwalk and you'll burn them

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
 
this is the best running from the cops story. so me and a bunch of friends got drunk and we were gonna drive over to our other friends house (its only like 2 miles of rural road and we had one sober person drive). well anyway, we had a open whiskey and a keg in the car. we drive past this billboard at like 2am and behold, a cop. he follows us until we decide that we can't go to our friends house with a cop behind us so we go out towards the state forest to try and lose him (he still hasn't lit up yet). we pull over because a couple of us had to pee badly. like 5 minutes later, he shows up. obviosly we all run and the sober guy stays with his car because technically, he didn't do anything. so now i'm flying through backyards in a drunken state and i didn't see this fence in front of me so i slam into that and flip over it. then i notice the cop had called backup and so we have like 3 cars on us. the other 2 kids go into the woods and i run over the mobil station. they didn't see me split up from my friends so they followed them into the woods. they got caught but they didn't rat me out. thank god. but the story doesn't end there. the cops were still looking for me and i need a safer place to hide, so what do i do, i go on top of the convenience store. i wait about a half an hour to make sure all the cops have given up looking and now i had to complete the difficult task of getting of the building...drunk. well i took the easy way, i fell off. i landed in a bush and my side got all scraped up. then i walked 3 miles back to my friends house and crashed their until the morning. i remember all of this because for a while, i was scared sober.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
actually, that isn't the best story but the fact i fell of a building is funny.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
that has happend to me before, no cops didnt get anyone, and there was like 70 people. it was sweet

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
did i say I lit a tree on fire? No, some other guys did, that i didnt even no. And yes it was a stupid thing to do, but they were extremely drunk

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
wtf my writing went bold

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
Best one i heard is that these 3 kids i think (mike, JAmes and kevin) well Mike drives a van so at like 2 or so they are driveing around. They deiced to park in some guys driveway and get stoned, after a bit the cops come, the person must have called them. So mike gets out James and Kevin still in the van, mike runs about a mile to my firend Jasons house (this all happend in a large hoseuing devlopmet). Mike not wanteding to wake Jasons mom gets the key from some dish Jason allways puts it in so he can get in the house. Mike opens then door and walks up to Jasons room and wakes JAson up. Funney part was that Mikes van got towed, kevin and james get busted, Mike also just got his Samari sword back (his sisters took it cuse he is insane) that also got taken. I thought it was funny.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
this isn't really a cop story but a couple new years's ago, me and my friend were chucking snowballs at passing cars up on campus. welp, my friend hit this guy's car who was on our side of the street and going pretty slow. anyway, the dude got out of the car and started chasing us! and it's all snowy and we're trying to run and the dude is like 250lbs of muscles! man we were scurred

-Ira

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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
once again, i didnt no these guys who lit the tree on fire, i had never met them before, they werent my friends. After everyone was safe everybody cracked it at them. Stop fuckin ragging on me, i didnt light it on fire, i had no intention to, the guys that did were fuckin idiots

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
My friends were waterballooning cars on this cliff like thing on this trail, and they nailed this car and they ppl got out and so they took off and some stayed and hid, and then they had to take some peeps home, so they left the fucking bucket at the cliff, and then they go back to get the bucket, park in the parking lot right next to the trail, and then 2 of them raced back to the car, just as some cops pulled up. At first, my friend was lying his ass off, saying that they were playing truth or dare with some girls, and then the cop got pissed, and asked him again what they were doing, and he told the truth. ALl they had to do was call their parents.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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it was late at night. like 1130. me and my friends tie shut a dave crocket racoon hat and hide it on the other side of the road. it was attached to fishing line on our side of the road. as cars would roll by we would yank it across the road. well we do this for like an hour and a half because its hilarious. well of course the last car we do is a cop. he tells us to stand up and come to the road. we all do. 6 of us right when we reach the road we all turn and just book it. we walked about a mile away from the house. 4 of us get back fast. 2 dont get back. as we get back to the house there are flashing lights and we hide for an hour at the house thinking cops know who did it. after sneaking closer we figure out they are tiki lamps. we go inside and now its about 2. 4 of us sit in side and can see the road where we did it. we can see 4 cop cars just spot lighting. since are friends arent back my friend and i go looking. never find em. so we go back to the house and figure out what we should say to the cops when they come to get us. 530 comes around and are friends walk down the drive way and say they ran 8 miles the wrong way and had to dodge cops getting back.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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^oh man 8 miles the wrong way, thats gotta suck

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
well i got heaps drunk, smashed a bus shelter with a metal pole. went on a rampage mission tackling letterboxes and streetsigns. sure enough some cops followed our 'trail of destruction' to us. we tried to bail but couldnt get off the street where they found us. 2 came from behind, one in front. then 3 more a bit later. it was quite fucked.

what
 
i hate cops, they ruin ur buzz no matter what its just gone.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
Sporgasm...i cant really decide how old you are...40 or 12, because you act like my dad, or you could be acting like a preteen trying to act mature.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
i have way too many stories

but me and some kids were ding dong ditchin and this kid that always has stupid ideas was with us, its raining thiers 5 of us and were on a busy road that for some reason has no cars goin by at the time. we do this one house and the kid goes im just gonna kick down the door sure en ough we go up and he kicks a huge ass whole in the door. i dont know what it is but we see lights coming like a shit load of cars

so we ran down a half mile dogings cars to go to the woods... we notice the guy gets in his car and come towards the woods and we just sit thier shittin ourselves i see my mom pull past the woods and im like fuck shes gonna be lookin and the guys lookin for kids and my mom knows i do shit like this so we book it down to the4 kids house and see cops at the house we did it too and thier on the porchinhg taking pictures eh im too tired to finish and this got long way too fast but they spotted us and we got home after like 2 1/2 hours and we got in the crime log of the local gazzettte paper thing

RIDEblunt
 
not a cop story but at stratton my friend and i were on like a 25 foot clif chucking snowballs at people. I hit some bald guy right ont he top of his head and we freaked out and went back on the main path but somehow he saw us or knew the path and was waiting for us but we just blazed by him and never saw him again.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
why would your friends light a tree on fire, stupid friends they are

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
^dude u better be kidding

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
ScratchCobra; I'm probably lot older than you are, I'm 27 years old. I'm entitled to have a opinion, dont you Americans calls this 'a freedom of speech' in your country?

 
not a cop story either but this guy had his car parked and was just sitting there in this parking lot at night in my neighborhood, so me and my friends run up next to the car, moon him, and press our asses against his window. he took off after us but we got away.

uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
 
too bad cops can only legally follow you for 3 turns after that they cant realyy do nething but most ppl dont know that so they get fucked

well this one time we were drunk as fuck and we went out and stole these peoples christmas stuff(it was in october) and we put it in my friends yard also we took like five mailboxes and put them there the next day we went back and his brother called the cops on us and this guy really didnt give a shit cuz he knew he couldnt proove it

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H to da O double L A
 
Breheny, you are still a faggot. 'o big deal, i didnt lite the tree on fire, it is not my falt' wtf were you doing then, sitting there saying dont do it, dont do it! BS, you were most likey going along with it, even tho you didnt lite the tree on fire.

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eat.breathe.sleep.ski

objects in mirror may be closer than they appear

 
If you run from the cops and have a chance of getting ratted out or caught by them, its probably not a good idea because you get a charge for running which is a felony and a underage drinking charge.

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
from the cops it is, its called resisting arrest.

Haven't found a way to say fuck you politely
 
i was at this one kids party, and he lives like in the country, but there was like 150 people there, but anyways me and a couple people were gettin high on the roof of the kids house when the cops show up so everyone ditches that was inside but we were like theyre not gonna look on the roof so we just stay there, but then as the cops leave, we get up and this one kid slips and falls in the pool, the cops were like what the hell, so we all just book it into the woods, and hid back there till morning

'It's a travashammockery'

NWFT for life!
 
hahha dude, he sliped off the roof into the pool? but i probably just read it wrong. i ran from the cops at a political protest once.

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
^political protest???

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
my friends where in a 'high speed chase' with the cops, they where all drunk, and they all got caught, except for one girl who jumped out of the car into the woods when they where going 40. the dumb bitch turned herself in a few hours later.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
skiunit, you were right, he fell into the pool, and the coppers grabbed him, funny shit

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'It's a travashammockery'

NWFT for life!
 
that sucks.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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you'll get a good head start if you put a couple shots in the cops leg first.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
Cops cant legally follow you after 3 turns is a bullshit. They can follow you all the way they feel like it as long you're under their jurdisiction. Stop spreading the myths.

 


a bunch of people i know were having a party on new years and there was probably like 30 people there. of course they're all drunk and a few of them decide that it would be a good idea to set off fireworks. so the neighbors complained and the police ended up coming so basically everyone got caught.

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Tu as de beaux yeux, tu sais

 
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