Running for school president, need sick ideas

jimmer

jimmer

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alright. so my friend and i decided we wanted to run for school president/vice president. so in like april or something there is this election convention, and all the candidates need to have some sort of entrance they do. like some kids last year did the thriller dance, some came in on some rollerblades and short shorts. i figured newskewlers would have some ridiculous ideas for things to do, so let's hear them. yay!
 
well there's not much responsibility that comes with the position. i would also get to miss a bunch of school, get some privileges, and i'm guessing it looks pretty good when applying to colleges. plus most of the activities and stuff at my school suck, i want to make them less gay.
 
that will never happen the only way to make them better is to fuck the ones that they have up trust me from experience, the admin will never let you do what you want so just do what you want anyway without being under their influence
 
haha i was about to say that

if you get some tight spandex and ribbons with some baller music.....you will def win
 
i was senior class president. good shit. probably a good part of the reason i'm at cornell.
anyway, i think the ribbon dancing idea is perfect. dress up in a spandex suit and blast vangelis-chariots of fire while you enter dancing like a complete homo. just watch will ferrel in old school for the inspiration. would be hilarious. you would have to give a damn good speech for that to work though. otherwise it would just be a letdown after the entrance.
 
to be honest, i'm preeeety certain we're gonna win. we're not really gonna campaign at all. we just figured since we have to do something in front of the whole school we might as well do something funny.
 
I won class office last year me and this kid jason did what you and your friend planning to do. Are last names are both moore so we had some catchy slogans. Everything we did was so cheasy we made a bunch of random posters with dave chappell with our names written under them just for the lulz.
Also my speech was pretty much just quotes from Johnny Tsunami and Brink, I wish I still had a copy somewhere.
 
paint yourself black, have little political experience, talk with long pauses, have no foreign policy experience, it worked for the hyped up president of ours.
 
everybody loves free stickers!!

also if your school has a mascot dress up as it and beat the shit out of the other canididates with foam swords...good times...
 
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haha the spandex and ribbons is good. i don't know if i could pull it off though.

any other ideas?
 
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