Rules of the urinals

Jakx~

Jakx~

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I feel like there's some gray area here.

Obviously I'm not going to reach over and give the guy next to me a handy, but what's the rule on taking a peek? Don't you ever just want to compare?

Am I small? Am I more wrinkly than average? There's really no way of finding this stuff out other than taking a look.

I usually angle myself towards someone if they are next to me to let them know that it is ok to take a look if they wish.

So, what urinal rules do you have, or wish there were?
 
not homophobic but if i catch you taking a glance at my dick while im pissing... and its raining... on a tuesday... i may potentially punch you in the face.
 
no way! I wish they were all trough style. I like when you can get 3-4 guys around at once and get a good look at everyone
 
Don't really give a fuck either way like bro if you wanna look at my dick go ahead its a nice lookin cock im not gonna be shy about it
 
like if you want to look at the other dicks, ya know, power to the people, but i feel as though urinating and dropping deuce is more of a private thing and you need to respect others privacy jah feel?
 
topic:Jakx~ said:
I usually angle myself towards someone if they are next to me to let them know that it is ok to take a look if they wish.
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This is the dumbest, most immature thing I have ever read on this site.

Grow up little boy.
 
Good thread, OP. Sometimes I use a mirror in the bathroom stall and angle it under the stall next to me, in case the woman next to me wants to take a peek.
 
If you want to compare just go up to your mates and say "ill show you mine if you show me yours" or play truth or dare or something.

But let people have some peace in the bathroom.
 
well I showered with 50 dudes for 8 weeks, we had 10 shower heads and 4 of them worked. After that experience im not sure how anyone would want to look at another dudes dick willingly.
 
I thought you were talking about this OP:

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But I guess not......
 
I'm fine with seeing a dick but I don't want to see ypur salty yellow liquid streaming out of your spread d hole that's just gross
 
OP you might just be a little bit gay

Even if you're not, even for the sake of comparison, why the fuck would you look at a guy's dick while he's pissing

That shit's just weird
 
13178128:TheSeaCaptain said:
I exclusively pee butters style so everyone knows it's cool to look at whatever they want.

......what. ev. er.

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i did that once in kindergarten. the grade 3s thought i was shitting in the urinal. never again...
 
13178216:jca said:
i did that once in kindergarten. the grade 3s thought i was shitting in the urinal. never again...
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I became notorious at college fb games for doing this. Every game I'd get sloshed and piss like this whenever I went to the trough.

I was hilarious.
 
Ha, so funny story: I posted my password in a thread... What I thought would be a bad decision actually turned into a really funny night as I retrace everywhere people have been with my account.

This is the actual Jakx though, but I'm really enjoying where this is going.
 
OP what the fuck is wrong with you seriously that's pretty messed up man that you willingly look at guys dicks....

I mean if it's in porn thats ok, but looking at the dude next to you? CMON MAN
 
13179173:.frenchy said:
OP what the fuck is wrong with you seriously that's pretty messed up man that you willingly look at guys dicks....

I mean if it's in porn thats ok, but looking at the dude next to you? CMON MAN
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what, you don't peep the competition either?
 
i look up and count tiles, or scratches, or something on the wall to keep my mind occupied.

this is mainly because when some dude comes right next to me shortly after, i feel like proper etiquette is to be leaving just before him. what pour dude should have to deal with being the last in, and first to leave? he'll be thinking he has a pathetic little girly tinkle, not a man shower with violent splashback. the only problem is when i feel like i should be wrapping it up, i get nervous and it kind of cuts off mid stream. then i have to try to restart knowing i still have some left in the system. so i start to shake it, repeatedly clench my butthole in a rhythmic manner, get my balls dancing and jingling with my gentle pelvic contractions, to try to encourage the start of a new flow.. and that situation is just a nightmare. best to just focus on the wall and pretend i'm the only one there and things sort themselves out. no eyes wander, no awkward feelings, people step in and out with order.
 
13177763:TheTrap said:
Don't really give a fuck either way like bro if you wanna look at my dick go ahead its a nice lookin cock im not gonna be shy about it
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You shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a summer camp
 
In public I generally try not to look.

When I'm with my hockey friends we all go to the loo at the same time (just like girls), huddle infront of it, cross streams and compare dicks in a non-sexual way.

It does help that our old clubhouse had one wide urinal, you could easily piss with anywhere from four to eight bros at the same time.

We are getting a new clubhouse now so this urinal of friendship and youthful memories will disappear.

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Literally could give a fuck what people think they should / shouldnt do at a urinal. As long as im not touching someone else Im going to pee wherever the fuck I want.
 
13177762:Jakx~ said:
no way! I wish they were all trough style. I like when you can get 3-4 guys around at once and get a good look at everyone
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Haha I can't stop laughing I feel like sigging this
 
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