royales on skis

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I was thinking of an idea for a ski that would allow you to do royales and fahrfagnugens on rails. I don't know if this has been done, but it would involve putting 'H-blocks' on the sides of a ski. The skis would have small, shallow cuts on each side next to the spot where you grind for small pieces of plastic to fit in. The plastic pieces would protect your edges, give you a notch to lock on with in the royale position, and give a better angle to slide on. This could only be done with fatter skis, since the cuts on the sides would reduce the width of the skis near the binding. Of course you might have to loosen your boots a fair amount to do this.

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1.) If the Rossignol Pow-Airs taught us anything, it was that plastic bits underfoot fucks up your turns, because anything dragging on the snow sucks.

2.) If the video from the Jib This! rail jam (search in the news section for it) taught us anything, it's that rollerblade grinds are possible on skis, and they don't look that cool...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD NO!

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then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
to every man his own opinion...

people thought presses were gay looking on snowboards when they were first being done... and now look at them.

i personally think that royals, presses, and stylie one footers are sick, and hard to do properly.... hopefully charles gagnier changes your minds after you see his segments this year

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yea but if you do them correctly and look back and style them out... they can be sick, but i agree, improperly done is stupid...

ALASKA PRIDE
 
no way man! royales are so sick! on skis that would make me poop. One footers are cool too but no where near as cool.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
a royale would look sick on skis. the problem is that ski boots come up quite a bit higher on the calf, making it much harder to get the flex.

opps Wow Suprise!

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baaah, no royales! please!

i have no problems with the one foots as long as they're steezed out

and presses are the dopest shit around

Jeff

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^Where do you think fastslide and backslide came from? Or how about Bio?

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ive never seen footage of a skier doing a royale on skis. everytime someone calls something a royale its actually a UFO. a real royale would look amazing on skis

 
it's done on down rails all the time, you just dont notice it

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There's nothing that can be done about it, inline is going to influence skiing no matter what. I don't even blade and I know this.

I totally agree with Zach, one foots and edgeslides are totally sick, i just wish i could do em like he does.

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

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antoine gagnier do that all the time... he's so sick...

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royales are done already...and you dont need 'H-blocks' to do them...thats fucking stupid...how do you make a fucking turn with that shit?

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Gagnier did one in the us open at stratton on a trap box and it was sick as hell.

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i hate those I prefer nosepress and stuff

royals fucking sucks

Pag

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dirty matt brogan used to pull those on hes skis all the time no problem. fucking rollerbladers

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^^^They wouldn't be real h-blocks, dumbass. Notice the quotation marks I used, it was just to make a point. Just plastic-edged cuts in the ski's sides. You could still turn. And I believe line's adapter was a soul plate for skiboards that let you do soul grinds, not royales. I've never seen a pic of it though. Besides, this is skiing, not skiboarding. This would allow you to get low and do real royales, not just edge grinds, and protect the edges of your skis. But whatever.

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I got a box of boxcutters, and I ain't unpackin anything, on the contrary nigga I'm packin everything, mack 10 nigga with the night vision screen, an AK to slay ya if you're creepin on my team, I don't aim I point, hollows won't disappoint ya, when I pop itsa sure thing, watch me squeeze on the toaster, when I post up its over, click click then I ghost ya, bang bang I'm stone cold, but you're about to get colder
 
rossignal pow grinds buddy

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
Damn I tried to write this thread as thoughtfully and carefully as I could. But I knew I'd still get people saying 'd00d what are u retarded rollerblading is ghey yo how are u gonna turn dipshit' and such. I don't give a shit if you think rollerblading is dumb. By the way, it WILL and already does have an influence on skiing. Big fucking deal, guess that makes skiing gay too right?

Amerikaz motherfuckin nightmare bitch

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I got a box of boxcutters, and I ain't unpackin anything, on the contrary nigga I'm packin everything, mack 10 nigga with the night vision screen, an AK to slay ya if you're creepin on my team, I don't aim I point, hollows won't disappoint ya, when I pop itsa sure thing, watch me squeeze on the toaster, when I post up its over, click click then I ghost ya, bang bang I'm stone cold, but you're about to get colder
 
there was a video somewhere at one time called 'royale?', and it was of a guy doing a farfegnugen (sp?). it looked pretty rad. it's all about the fishbrain this year though.

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i do royales and ufo without grind plates....edges dont effect you much except pure fartfigs

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I think westcoaststyle sums it up best

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE GOD NO!'

Yeah. i would rather see someone nosepress or tailpress than dig thier edges in or lift up a foot.

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I really didn't notice anything rollerblade-ish about that.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
I dont think I have a problem with the actual rollerblade slides, just the names. Who names this stuff anyway? Hey dude, I did a farfungugen. Sick eh. How about my dogsear?

signatures are for pussies

 
only thing roller-ish was the no poles.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
^ theres one on sas still i think of gagnier
http://www.sasfilms.com/video/1482-charles-royal.wmv

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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
 
I think that's a farf.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
but that is the clip i was thinking of.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
uh yeah. lifting up a foot on a rail is so cool.

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Afterlame, fall 04

Watch The Scanners! Its unreal

 
yea well its really fucking hard you assclown

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
try lifting up your front foot on a rail, its really not hard at all once you get the balance down. I unfortunatley did them for a couple days this year before realizing how weak they were. Please dont hate me.

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Afterlame, fall 04

Watch The Scanners! Its unreal

 
on sas there is a vid of some guy doing a royal, i think it was that gagnier guy or w/e and it looked kinda cool

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MADNESS!!!!

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
check out the AV trailer, gag is doing backslides, blindside switching, into reg and 270ing out... so dope

and i dig that alpental jam vid... dude at the end throws down a farf270 out i think... so sick... dont try and hold down progression, if you dont want to do royales, dont do em.... dont stop other cats from having as much fun on skis as possible

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