Chronics. No wait, FRNTS, no one has said those yet. Or even better, 1080s because they are noodles. No! get the Ar5s, everyone says they are awesome. Or get the Volkl Karmas, or maybe even the Atomic Tweaks. No, dont get those, no one rides those, so they must suck. Sarcasm much intended.
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Kermit...are you with me? God, I'm stoned