roses...

U

user098123

Active member
ok i was thinking about getting my gf some roses and a teddy bear for valentines day, and i was wondering how expensive a dozen roses is? i was thinking about 6 white and 6 red but i dunno yet

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Cleavage(n.): Something that can be looked down on and approved of at the same time.

What is the difference between a reindeer, an elk and a regular deer?

A reindeer is more chewy...
 
yea i dunno how much they are either, but if she likes pink...add some pink roses in there...so like 4 of each color. i dunno, that what my gf likes...

 
Pink roses are so pretty, every girl like pink, i say get her pink ones

i just said pink 4 times

------------------

OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

 
Dude, this is a super idea and I did it with my gf last year, so read this man:-

Figure out how long you've been going out, and get her the following color of roses

YEARS=Yellow

MONTHS=White

DAYS=Red

So if you've been going out for a year, 2 months, and 3 days, get her 1 yellow rose, 2 white roses, and 3 red ones. And tell her what each color means and how you thought of that, and she'll love it man. Trust me.

(you can change around the colors too if ya want)



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent

feel the rush
 
^nahh man give her this

yellow=hours

white=minutes

red=seconds

if she doesnt love you after that, dump her

******************

Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
i actually talked to chicks about this, white, red, and pink roses were there favourites

«*$*Carney*$*»

Brent likes to do his women like he like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
Red roses = love

Pink = friendship

White = innocence

Yellow = friendship

I would know...I read it at King Soopers a week ago.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
just get her one red rose

***************************************

-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
I am so smart I named friendship 2 times. Pink is beauty, not friendship. So sorry. I really bet you don't even care.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
It's all about the peach roses: desire. I've never bought red ones because I've never been in love. Yellow roses (friendship) are only good if she already understands that you're in love and you're trying to tell her that beyond love, the friendship you have is also important. All that being said, DO NOT buy flowers on Valenties day. It's a fuckin' waste of money. I bet she'd appreciate it more if you just took her out to dinner (and maybe got her ONE rose), and got her a full bouquet on some random and meaningless day. It'll get you laid for sure and you'll save some mad $$

- - - - -

'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Fill her room with flowers and shit and get laid for weeks on end.

---

It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
hmmm lose the thought of all the pretty colours for a minute ...go get her some BLACK roses just to see what happens but i dunno you might be handcuffed to the bed,whipped,beaten and have the most rough sex ever...but at least you'll know it was worth it

local_608- Aren't there alot of gay people in san francisco or something?

spam_man_1500- That's like saying there are alot of rednecks in the south.
 
I'm thinking something much more creative than just boring flowers ...haha ha

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
Every time a black rose has been created, a war has ensued.

---

It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
i heard that roses really smell like bo bo bo

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
K, so im breaking one of my rules, which is revealing my sex/love life on NS, but i thought i had to contribute to this one.

This is what I did for my girlfriend this weekend, you can steal and reuse any of it if you want.

So, first, she works at a pizza place. I have come in a few times before with two coffees or hot chocolates so that we can hang out a little while shes stuck at work. Anyways, last friday, for her monthly birthday (we celebrate ours every month, its fun, trust me) I walked into the store with a two apple ciders, one in each hand, and a rose in my teeth. The kitchen staff was really cool about it and let her clock out right then and there (bonus points). Then, when she went out to her car, she found the hood covered in more roses, and me holding a proper boquet (bonus bonus points). Roses WORK. Just get extravagant and inventive.

=================================

Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
dude just take her out to dinner. it fuckin works every god damn time. its what i'm going to do. girls like roses, but sitting down to eat at a restaurant makes things feel official.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

texas is the reason that the presidents dead...ride jackie 'o.
 
Because roses on Valenties day are stupid expensive. Diner on Valentines day cost the same as any other day.

- - - - -

'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top