Rooster tail..

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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Dont you love all the snow that your twins kick up....so you can cut in front of people and let the snow flying from you twin just cover them...my skogans put up the biggest rooster tail ever...its massive....especially in the powder..

---WHy do you think you take a Ho to a HOtel--
 
my pistols throw a pretty big rooster tail as well, its fun watching it when i ski switch in powder!

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Scotch

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2003-02-22 18:18:35

cry me a river you faggot! You can go eat shit - just like your mom

Lateralis

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2003-02-22 18:24:53

wow thanx for the advice scotch,i guess i will be eating shit when you see me in your moms casket with her legs stuck up in the air while i ravage her dead fucken corpse,i was wondering why she wasnt moving the last few weeks,but i think that fact of her knowing her son was a fucken queer might of killed her or maybe she just choked on my jizz cuz shes a whore

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.

 
i know its a rooster tail but i think id be funny f it was a cock tail

cock like rooster, and like a coktail beverage

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
that's a great idea. from now on i'll call it a cock tail. its a cool thing that happens with twins

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
 
ya my friends with cut skis hate it my skogens like take out there eyes, its great

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
my friend always gets infront of me and sometimes it shoots up ice and it hits me in the face and hurts.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
I love it! I ski with some of my friends from high school sometimes, and they tell me to arc the ends of my turns because I'm spraying snow, which I'm not, it's just my skis. They don't really get it, so I just laugh.

 
this is the best thread ever...and im not being sarchastic.

its so fun to go down the hill and kinda wedge ur skis a little bit and watch it go flying in the air

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Just got my new speeed suit...feels like im wearing NUTHIN AT ALL...NUTHIN AT ALL
 
people that have lines suck ass to ride behind

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
I ride lines and I'm always ripping between people and shit, it's funny as hell to me that I've not only been cutting people off I've probably been covering them with snow as well!

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
one day we were skiing in some pow and this chick had a pair of lines and i came up behind her and there was a wave of snow pounding my balls

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
rooster or cocktails are badass

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Ds91260: that's rough man. Was she hot?

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
i guess the moral of this thread, children, is always haul balls so you're never BEHIND someone with twins.

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...
 
damn straight!

'Math my boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology' -Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
 
yea shes hot so its all good

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
Line Rooster tails are sooo gravy its the best to piss off all the old people skiing in front of them and kickin mad snow in there face wuhhhaaaaaaaaaa thats rad

'Just when i thought i was out.

They pull me back in!'
 
if you sit back the tail gets even bigger. you cant even see the skier if the snow is fluffy enough

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
lol tho i think everyone knows about this, i have yet to see a thread on it, props to whoever recognized this, its mad funny, no one can ski behind me

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mCm 2002-2003.
 
My friend utterly haes skiing behind me. i've got the 1260's and i've hit him in the face with fist sized ice chunks. It's hilarious because he gets all pissed off.

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