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Shpadoinkle

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What do you do with roommates who steal your shit and then deny it?

So far, since she has lived here (December), I have been missing...

A turquoise ring

Two white plates

A couple pieces of silverware

A pair of ski socks (my favorite pair BTW)

And she uses my toothpaste and shampoo. She also NEVER cleans up after herself.

Sorry for my small rant, but I'm fucking pissed.
 
my roommates all do that shit uhh u can try to talk to them but honestly it wont work you basically have to deal or do the same thing back to them
 
hahahah i know a huge klepto also, sometimes i think shes mentally challenged, she actually denies stealing things but we all know she did
 
i have a single, so no roommate, but every kid here steals shit from every other room. Its like an unwritten rule/ritual. You get something stolen but in return you get alot of shit back. since thats the case for me, i dont know how to help ya. id say take your roommates shit
 
Living with a bunch of guys is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much easier. They don't steal your shit because they have no use for it.

BTW My roommate is a Jewish Princess.
 
Really? Kids at my school flip shit when anything gets stolen.

Anyway, I concur with above, drop a deuce on the pillow.

Seriously, though, if you've already talked about it and nothing changed, I'd cut my losses and find a new roommate. If you care about the stuff that much, press charges or whatever.
 
My other roommate (who left) complained about her too. Tomorrow I'm gonna go complain, and file a police report. Maybe I can move in down the hall with my boys.
 
aspen, just leave one of these babys laying around the kitchen...
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problem solved?

is there any way you can rig up a webcam or something on your computer to turn on and record movement? then catch her hand in the cookie jar...
 
Poo on her chest and get her mother to lick it off while reciting the "Jimmy Neutron" theme song... errmm...

Call the cops.
 
You work at a fucking ski mountain. If you can't steal more silverware and plates then you must be retarded. I am still rocking the Maggie's silverware to this day. Thanks Breck.
 
whoa whoa whoa no need to get the popo involved.
you can either:1. yell at her2. take some of her stuff, maybe its not worth anything to you, but theres most likely some sentimental shit in there.3. move out
no popo
 
no popo
1. rearrange all her shit really randomly2. pee in her hookah (i know...nasty but some girls like it dirty)3.
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everyone says rooming with your best friend is a terrible idea because you'll end up not being best friends..
i think thats a girl thing. i dont have to worry about my shit getting stolen.

But if your 100% SURE, then dont necessarily steal but hide some of her shit. she'll get the hint. and then be like, i didnt take anything! cuz your not lying; you just moved it =D

In all seriousness, talk to your RA, talk to her upfront and best of wishes from me
 
Try growing some balls and putting her in place with words. In all those political threads, you kept saying how much more articulate you are in person than typing on the computer. So fucking call her out and mean it. Don't just place blame. Talk her down until she cracks from feeling like such a lowly piece of shit for stealing, especially valuable things that have meaning to you.

But only if you're 100% sure that its her. Cause then you'd look like the asshole for assuming.
 
Take your time and a deep breath in figuring out how to set her up. Seems like your dad would be good to talk too and if you cant resolve this on your own without the help of family, friends, and NS, then contact your local police department.
 
thats fucked up. if she is stealin valuable shit from you, SPEAK UP. let someone know about it.

or:

go up to her in a mellow tone and say: "(name), i know that some of my stuff has gone missing and because you are the only other person that has access to this room (assuming its a double) i think that narrows shit down. i would like all of my shit back by (date) and if you dont, i will do something about it."
 
What does her being Jewish have to do with this? You're unbelievable.

Stop being such a drama queen and speak to her like an adult.
 
Here is what I did.

I texted and called her all last night telling her I wanted my shit back, and if I didn't get it back by tomorrow then I'm pressing charges. She never responded. Today at work (we work together) I told her I wanted my shit back. She ignored me. After work I called the police...they called her - no response from her whatsoever. It's now 8:45 and I still haven't heard from her. I highly doubt she is coming home tonight too.
 
awesome.
change the locks on her. - or even better - put a lock on her bedroom door that only u have the key for. dont let her in her room untill you get your shit back.
 
Kay... borrowing shampoo/soap is legit, as long as she usually buys her own.

As for the other shit... you're POSITIVE she took it? Like, you didn't just lose it or something, you've seen her with it?
 
ah roommate problems....

I'm so glad I live with my good friends now. We never get into disagreements ever, its the most relaxed environment I've ever lived in. Just smoking blunts all day. Never have to worry about getting anything stolen. House is really clean, everyone does their share.

My last roommate was obnoxious, never cleaned, ate my food, and stole my shit. I could've fucking killed him. Still owes me in the range of $300 that I'll probably never see again.

 
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