Roomate took shrooms for the first time.....

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Delphi

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Ok so, I come back from the bathroom, and my room mate is staring at the tv like wide eyed. And hes talking to me all philosophically and shit, talking about death and what "what" means, and what everything means. So im wondering if there is any way i can screw with his mind, anything you can think of to say and shit. Also, can people on shrooms get violent? just wanna be prepared, its crazy shit tho.
 
really dont fuck with him that could scare him baaaaaaaaad dude just leave him be the only thing i'd do is talk about funny shit like if gay people had hymens in their asshole that weren't taken out by shitting
 
Heres what you do . . . Get toilet paper, and hang it from the ceiling. Get a black light. Get a fan. turn the lights off, point the black light at the waving toilet paper. It is awesome. Also, play music with a lot of bass, like some weird electronica.
 
ahh fuck that, first time i did shrooms these kids fucked with me so bad, i felt so hopeless, seriously leave him alone
 
fuck you. thats not cool

Take an eighth of shrooms and then tell us if you like to be 'fucked with'
 
i like to see that there are some smart people in here and know not to fuck with someone while they are tripping..good job ns and pm for invite to the magical fungus cult
 


give him some colouring pencils and ask him to draw with you, like picture association you draw and apple and as him to draw the first thing he thinks of then repeate following trend. shits amazing what you come up with.
 
thump some mars volta through the speakers (any music really, it all sounds good when you're tripping, go out for a nature walk with him, watch happy feet

 
o man marz volta while tripping is insane!!! i am surprised how many people on here trip. Dont fuck with him, that just wrong on so many levels. my advice for things to do is Definatly draw, listen to music, watch cartoons, idk pretty much anything is fun on shrooms
 
o yeah and make music. if you have a keyboard, guitar , anything will be amazing (even he if has never played before) if you got nothing have a drum circle with a bunch of random things to banfg on
 
YEah, Mars Volta is fuckin sick, but i dont think the majority of you understand that I don't do shit like that, drugs and stuff, so from this point on i think the "you should take an 8th and trip out with him" advice should be left out.
 
nononon just being a good "chaperone" so to speak....depending on how close he is with you, he might feel weirded out because he's seeing crazy shit and you're not. If there are other trippers he'll feel more comfortable with them, but if he's tripping alone, he's going to probably want someone there to talk about the crazy shit. putting on some good music, or a video something, will make sure he has a good trip
 
go get one of those Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men and introduce it to him as your mother, or something ridiculous

 
leave the room for 20 minutes. by the time you return, he will have forgotten you exist (trust me) which will make the next part even more terrifying. while you're out of the room, gather a few of your friends and some ski masks and dark clothes. bust into the room screaming and moving fast. overpower him and get him into a chair. duct tape him to the chair and duct tape his mouth shut. hit him a few times so he knows it's real. 

from this point, you have a few options. I'm an asshole, so id use all of them:

1) turn off all of the lights except for one lamp and maybe the TV (put on a horror movie though)...point the lamp directly in his face. scream all kinds of menacing shit at him and ask him questions he cant answer: where's the money? where the fuck did you dump their bodies???? etc, etc, etc...he wont be able to answer because he'll have no idea what youre talking about, plus there's tape over his mouth

2) periodically beat him about the body and face with your fists and a small stick. you dont want to hurt him THAT badly, just bad enough that he'll remember what happened. slap him a bunch and he'll start crying. 

3) finally, get a huge gas can and fill it with water but DONT LET HIM SEE YOU FILL IT. this way he'll think it's gas when you pour it all over him and light a match like in reservoir dogs. dont worry about the fact that it doesnt smell like gas, the shrooms will convince his brain that it is. 

4) finally, when it doesnt ignite, tear off your masks and turn the lights on. everybody needs to laugh a lot just to emphasize that it was a joke, because he'll still be pretty disoriented (if he hasnt died of a heart attack).

Warn him that this will happen again in the future if he ever takes shrooms in your presence without saying anything. Firstly, he didnt offer you any, which is bullshit. secondly, people on shrooms have to be babysat like 6 year-olds, which is annoying as fuck, so he deserves a bad trip for not keeping you in the loop. 
 
Dude, do NOT fuck with him. At all. Getting fucked with when you're on shrooms sucks dick and can lead to a miserable and terrifying six hours. It's not worth it.
 
WORST

IDEA

EVER.

i really hope someone drugs u without ur knowledge and does that to u. sick bastard.
 
hahahahaha wow calm down spazz, if you took anything in that post seriously i dont know what to say.

ive taken shrooms bunches of times, and that idea up there is a horrible one, obviously. i just thought it'd be funny to come up with the most intense, terrible trip scenario i could...take a joke mang. 
 
Hahaha that episode was the best. But for real, don't do anything to him, that will really fuck with him in a really bad way.
 
Take him on a walk in the woods and periodically stop and scream and point at nothing, and see if he starts to see stuff. Idk it was funny with my friend, plus he thought i had a mouse for a head.
 
He is taking shrooms for the first time alone?

I don t think this is his first time. But what do i know
 
Stick your tounge out at him when he's not looking, then when he looks at you just act natural, this will be fun for you and will probally make him laugh a little bit.
 
Honestly when your tripping its not cool to be around people who are not trippin, so just let him be or at least dont fuck with him.
 
dude my friends did shrooms all the time... you can screw with them a bit. Just funny stuff tho, like we threw little rocks at my friend and acted like there was nothin going on, he was freakin out, hahah, its kinda funny. sure they can have a bad trip but they'll come back, its not acid. be careful tho, they are in a different place. my friend thought I looked like a parrot.... good times!
 
In my experience acid is much more controllable and easier to avoid a bad trip with, you should be careful..
 
my friend took shooms and thought that he bit his tounge in half so he called the police and when they came he thought they were there to arrest him so he hid in his garage for like 3 hours
 
i agree, but acid is acid, its 8 hours and the waves of tripping that hit you can be really crazy
 
do this hahaha

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Tell him my brother had seizure because of shrooms.

cool fact: I heard that for every 10 seconds of seizing, your body uses the same amount of energy required to run a marathon.

but stick a dick in my ear; fuck what i heard. Might be false
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahah

ASHDFHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome.

actually that is kinda interesting, but definitely mess with him,
 
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