Roomate, Sex, and Beer

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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THe sotry is not about me getting drunk and having sex with my roomate... even though it'd probably make for a better story than this hunk of shit I'm about to spew.

Well last night I brought back this girl (we'll call her E) Shes the one I really like and have been hooking up with for weeks. So the beds in my room are bunked so we're going at it and i guess it starts to shake. All of a sudden my roomate yells gets up with his pillow and blanket SLAMS the door and leaves. What the fuck kid, we are 18 in college, you have nothing better to do, you sleep 12 hours a day. Seriously I want to tell him to grow a sack and a set of balls. Kid is a huge cock block and the girl is scared to come to my room anymore. He has also not been seen with a girl all year and is a big tool. Fuck roomates that you don't get to choose
 
ha, you gotta get a system goin man. hair tie on the doorknob or something.....nobody wants to hear somebody else fucking like 2 feet above them
 
Yeah i agree you need to have some sort of a sign so he knows, i would have got up also, i wouldnt want to hear/feel that either, i just wouldnt have slammed the door
 
yeah you could have at least told him or something. i have no problem leaving so as not to be a cockblock but i wouldnt be thrilled if i was him either. but i wouldnt have made a scene about it, i wouldve just left or gone to sleep
 
no I asked and went over it with him. He was like "no dude fuck that, I'm gunna watch" and I thought he was kidding but the faggot won't ever leave. And he was telling me a story of how he watched his best friend at home have sex with a girl and how it was awesome. and I really really do think he is gay
 
thats kinda fucked up .... he should just leave in the first place before it happens if hes gonna bitch about it especially if you told him ...he has no reason to be angry
 
yea its annoying because he gives me this gay look and shit. If the kid were ever to bring a girl home I'd leave. and then he bitches me out about it and all this other shit and I'm like.. well fucking leave then.
 
you are RUDE. that's just RUDE. and GROSS. anyone who has sex while someone not partaking in the sex is nt he room is RUDE and that's disgusting. you suck.
 
I could see how he kinda gets pissed off, I mean it would suck if you were going at it like crazy and this kid cant sleep and he has to get up early for school, I'd be a wee bit pissed but I wouldnt make a deal about it, I would just leave.
 
if that's true, I would have just gone elsewhere, but maybe that's because I couldn't bang a girl with people in the room.
 
Haha... the other night I rolled over in my bed and looked up to see my roommate sitting at his computer, which faces away from me, turned around in his chair staring at me. Then I rolled over and farted a huge fart, looked back and he was still just staring... I can't wait for this semester to fucking end.
 
even if you forewarned him and asked him to leave, why should he get out of his bed in his room so you can fuck some bitch, i mean sure it's your room too but i'm sure there are plenty of times when he is at class or elsewhere when you can have privacy and get it on with your friend. but how could you possibly have sex knowing someone was about 3 feet above you.... listening... that's gross. and creepy- weren't you creeped out having sex with an audience??? i just think that's gross. me and my ex- and his brother used to all live together and share a room. and the only time i questioned my friendship with my best friend was the night he got it on while his brother and i were only on the other side of a tapestry.... the only reason he is still my best friend is because he was unconscious for this act and it was all the girls fault. but honestly, i just think that's really gross and disrespectful.
 
I fucked a girl in my room once with one of her female friends in my room. That wasnt bad at all. When we were done I got my nekked ass up and got dressed, then proceeded to smoke a bowl with the girl who got to watch to make up for it.
 
HAHAHAHAHA

i couldnt do it with another guy in the room...I find it strange that you could, but whatever floats your boat
 
yeah dude, that's really gross. what the fuck is wrong with you? it's common decency to not have sex 3 feet above someones head.
 
yea unfortunately living in dorms this shit happens alot.

Just wait til he leaves the damn room and lock the door and put a note to come back later or some shit. It works and avoids this problem.
 
I agree it's rude, but like he said the dude sleeps 12 hours a day. When I was a freshman, I roomed with my buddy I've known since kindergarden. He never left the fucking dorm room and turned into the most unsocial person I've ever known once we got to college. Since he was in the fucking room 24/7, he had to deal with shit like that too. If they dude's always there, that's what he should expect.
 
yes let me explain my situation a little better. The roomate first off is a dick, second he is always in the room!, third if any of my friends come over he gives me shit for it, but then he has 2 guys over drinking wine at 2am which I found weird. The kid does nothing all day and just wastes away and complains.

Second for those of you who say how can you do it with someone in the room, you obviously have not lived in a college dorm or if you have you are a virgin. It happens all the time and to all of my friends here. Everyone is cool with it and has plans and all this shit, except my homo roomate.

Third... its a little rude but come on, I'm not going to say no to sex because a kid I hate is in the room. He can't see shit from where he is.
 
yea thats fuckin wierd... i think i would do the same... actually i wouldnt be in there to begin with... your roommate IS a huge tool, but you should help him out and hook him up with some ugly girl
 
First of all...nothing wrong with wine...bitches love it and it gets you fucked up...it's especially better than this piss poor excuse you americans call beer.

Secondly, there is also absolutely nothing wrong with tagging a female next to or in the vaccinity of your friends.
 
hahahah i jus read the top half of the thread then scrolled down and saw that....LOL FUNNY SHIT and if ur wondering its 38-33 LSU is winning
 
I live in a college dorm, have for 2 years, and not a virgin... Again, I still could never do it with another person in the room, and yes, I'm aware it happens a lot, I however, could never do it.
 
does the girl not have a room? i take it you live in a dorm... is there not a kitchen, bathroom, study... get fucking creative dude. oh and i think you're gay for haveing sex with a girl while your roommate is in the room with you.
 
I have never lived in a dorm luckily, but i said in my earlier post, i have shared a room with 3 other people. 3 other sexually active people one of them being my boyfriend at the time. and we had a very strict NO SEX rule if someone else was in the room. also, most of my friends are college student living in in dorms and a couple of them have had to change rooms because their roomates were having sex while they were there.

now i'm not trying to say your roomate isn't especially dickish because he could be- but i mean you are accusing him of being gay yet you are the one who can hold a woody while he's 3 feet away from you.
 
ummm my gfs roomie was on the top, and the bottom sometimes. we did it every single night. she got kinda pissed after a while. i dont talk to my roomi, but we arent bunked, so when he passes out sometime i do it quietly. but i was drunk one night and had a friend come up from uofm and he slept on the floor and i did it. its not really that big a deal, i mean cuz im having sex. idk about the other way around
 
no no you all got it wrong... sex with someone else there is fucking hilarious... maybe cause im always the one getting laid. JEA I SAID IT!
 
i would do the same thing. i dont want to hear my roomate fucking a few feet over my head. i would have done it in a different mannor though. i wouldnt make a big scene like that i would just probly start laughing and then leave quietly.
 
i cant really sympathize with you to much man, I mean I know from experience how having a roomate can suck, but you definately can't tell me that you would be happy if you were trying to sleep and that kid was getting busy down below and shaking the beds, itd probably disturb you or at least piss you off.
 
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