Rollin, Rollin, Rollin

skipimp_

Active member
hey hey

comin to you live and direct from the west coast. Im sitting in the UBC

campus, wet after a walk in the rain. (surprise). I arrived on thurs,

and went to bed, woke up on saturday, thought it was thurs night. Guess

i was tired. I guess it was getting stuck in Meritt the shit hole town

for 8 hours from midnight to...u figure it out. I was 10 km out of the

town, no tims to keep me fed and warm. started a fire in a farmers

wooded fields around 330 when it got hella cold. it was a good night,

warm next to the fire, and stars overhead. blizzard in the morning. took

2 hours to get out of kelowna, KELOWNA SUCKS. its huge. well, the first

ride i got from banff to kelowna was a construction manager, albertan

pick up truck drivin hick. I had a great ride with him. We talked about

my lodge ideas and all that, he was impressed, and i asked him if he was

inot music. He throws on some classic rock, big surprise. I smoke him

on a joint and put on global underground - athens. hour long song, ultra

modern. He freakin loved it. I put on some Kosheen drum n bass, he was

like a little kid. I turned a hard assed cowboy into an excatsy raving

teen! it was hilarious! He offered me a job (not that kind u pervs) and

an apprentice too, so theres money if i want it... not to mention living

in fort macmurray... boo.

then it was a cool chick in a green army special ops toyota, wickid cool

ride. only 15 min though. Next was a business man who rolled his own

cigs and listened to hendrix, and he actually saw him in ottawa and it

changed his life. pretty cool. then it was a spunky thirty yr old in a

pt cruiser. Then i was there.

Staying with my aunt and uncle in van, they took me to a great iranian

meal at the pink elephant. it was awesome.

Well, theres 3 feet of powder waiting in banff, and the spring passes go

on sale in 2 days, and Im bring my skis back. Eddy is working

construction with octavia (tin bashing for Fox Air) during the week, so

I left him to fend for himself now.

I wrote a 2 hour long email the other night, and that fucking side

button on the mouse that goes "back" (what a retarted idea!) deleted the

whole thing. I was mad... it recapped the banff adventures so far. And

im not in a rush to re write it. Summation: walked on top of half frozen

waterfall and river, snuck into hot pool at chateau banff. hid in the

corner for 10 min as the janitors smoked 10 feet away. almost choked

eddy when he started coughing (arghhh!!), lost a game of Teacher when

showing eddy where and where not to step on thin ice. eddy liked that. i

did too, its no fun winning ALL the time. living with 2 kiwi sisters,

who think theyre the shit. they drilled holes in the bathroom door to

spy on us to make sure we dont "Mannify" their bathroom (tools..)

umm... biked up and down norquay on a icy, snowy downhill trail (eddy

hadnt been on a bike in 3 years... last time was with me, go figure) and

he almost died a bunch, but he did surprisingly well. maybe even better

than you aric. i bailed at the very end, of course, on the last piece

of ice, of course, both tires at once, of course, because i had just put

my sunglasses on cause of the flying mud and didnt see the ice glare...

Hali, (Ithoughtitwas), my fantasy redhead ive been ghost chasing since grade 1 came to

banff for a few days. what a great few days. Hi hali! (she wants to be

my girlfriend, does she really know what shes getting herself into? i

doubt it, but im game) so yeah, you heard right, i have a girlfriend...

man its weird to say that.... ive only had one other (besides the three

week flops im so well known for) so thats new and exciting. Hey, i need

someone to massage my aching back :0 ! just kidding hali.... ill massage

yours too.

ok, before i get all fluffy and girlie on your assses im gonna go check the forum to see if any one on campus who got my call for

help has responded and then ill go chill with some strangers, maybe go

on the pub crawl tonight.

peace all!!!

Shawn.

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Än Eye For An Eye,
 
another quality story. i like the part where you and the older albertan dude smoked and listened to different types of music.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
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'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
peace all, shawn ??

funny, cause when i saw rollin rollin rollin, it made me think of that movie 'fivel goes west' where the cat named tiger had just learned how to do the lazy eye like the badass dog, and they were going to town to fuck some shit up.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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keep it real.
 
ah damnit, when i mistook you for skibum_ damn you people with your skinames with the damn _ at the end.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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keep it real.
 
you lost me at KELOWNA SUCKS.

XoXoXOXOXoXoXoXoXO

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
^ how about you 2 never post ina another one of my threads again?

cool?

all right.

No i was just at ubc for a day, saw a wickid breakdance competition, blew my mind.

Sistahood was sponsoring it. theyre doing some cool things for women, poetry slams, graf contests, etc.. thats all for the next story im almost ready to write.

I just had to get my skis in Van, cause it snowed in banff where im living...

but im in calgary now, visiting.

Edit Signature Your current signature:

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.

Än Eye For An Eye,
 
^shut the fuck up...some of if not the best writing on this site...always an interesting read

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do tha
 
Thanks man.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
that was so random... very entertaining. :-D

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
Hey, If you dont read my freakin posts, DONT REPLY TO THEM. retards.

as if anyone wants to hear "It was too long for me to read, so I didn't"

why the fuck do you bother to write that.

dont waste my time.

Edit Signature Your current signature:

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.

Än Eye For An Eye,
 
Why dont you make a thread about it.

and shut up.

cause i dont really care.

Ripe is the time for the flight of plight from my mind

to escape the array of city bourne decay

bulemic, anemic, pesse-sqeemic

"in the mornings my penis rises up like a pheonix"

 
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