no, no... this is just rollerblading flopping around on the ground gushing blood from a severed jugular vein. technically it's still alive... but barely.
Expect similar shenanigans at bitter cold showdown which is happening this week. they might wear helmets though this time. i think lots of people did last year. when I get back from class I have to find a picture of a rail they just installed. looks like death.