Rollerblade Grinds ON Skis

i personally think that they look really gay. i mean i give props to the people that can do them i no that theyre really hard but in my opinion i hate them and dont even like to see them done.
 
rollerblading grinds? thats like saying a nosepress is a snowboard grind. You kids are just judjing these tricks because it looks like something done on rollerblades and then calling it "gay". I dont know if you guys have realized but a regular railslide looks just like a "rollerblading grind"
 
just to let u guys know u can talk shit on this kid until ur half as good as him................ plus rollerblade grinds are like getting ur dick sucked by a guy, it feels good until u look down and realize ur gay..........
 
^^ fuck that i invented the overcrook. jf houle saw me do it at orage masters last year.

the fact is most rollerblades grinds have to be performed at extremley low speeds and in my oppinion higher speeds and amplitude levels is where we need to go with rails. what schlopey is saying is that if rollerblading grinds become the norm then we will have bunk ass park guys building little ass low-speed jibs instead of huge balls-to-walls gap rails and shit, so therefore rollerblade grinds could indeed ruin *park* skiing for people with tastes like me and schlopey who see that skiing is for going fast, not looking like a t-rex pissing on a fire hydrant like a dog.

just look to the godly frenchman, the king of slopestyle progression. candide neve did sissy grinds, he did the firts fucking 810 to rail. whos gonna be the first to do it both ways.

so i ask you, hopefully for the last time, please stop sissy grinds for good and we can start taking the sport we love where it needs to be taken.
 
and one more thing. how many people do you know who can nose butter on to rails sick. i know like three poeple and im not gonna begin to claim im one of em. so stop being lame and learn some cool as shit like that
 
You are retarded if you think rollerblading grinds will ruin skiing. They will probably evolution what we know as grinding now. Open a whole new door of grinding so its not always the same stuff and mixes it up a bit. Charles Gagnier is already doing rollerblading grinds, like the pornstar (aka broken slide). So I don't think they'll ruin skiing, I think they'll give us more options and sicker tricks.
 
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