Rofl, so my friend was bitching about only getting to be friends with girls and...

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Sokiem

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This is what he said.

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend.

This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying,

You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for,

but we're not going to hire you.

We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants.

But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic.

And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you.

In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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man, I can totally relate. theres this one girl......... well its exactly like that...... you've just put it in perspective for me. Thanks bud.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
Hahaha. I have to admit, that really is a good "nice guy" analogy. I'm sure glad I gave up on trying to be a nice guy.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Oh, now I get it., oopsies, I am diumb. but still, this girl.......

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
^No, you're doomed. Just trust me on this one. It's over. Perfect analogy. Once your resume is "on file", there's no way you're getting any work from that employer.

 
I'm gonna quote your friend sometime...

he got it figured out...

but does it help anyone? No...he will still end up with just being friends...

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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
catch this, I've been wanting to go out with this chick I've known for a while and she's always seemed interested. Only hitch is she's my ex's best friend. So I call her up tonight to go catch a film and she's like, I don't know if that's a good idea, cause you're ex(her best friend) will kick her ass... 1st off, my ex dumped me and fuct off so I don't see how this is her problem at all, and we get along fine anyways. Also, I kinda wondered if that was an easy way of brushing me off, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. I'm gonna confront my ex and be l;ike, what the fuck... any comments?

be original, hate your government
 
sokiem, i read that exact story/analogy on a message board elsewhere, half a year ago. if your 'friend' expects to get mad props for saying all that, well, then, he's a no talent content thief. but i think you just stole the story and used the whole 'my friend said so' scenario to make it believable.

but regardless, it is hilarious and very accurate.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
rugbydave, i say talk to the girl your interested in about the situation first, and ask why shes being tentative. then, if worst comes to worst, confront the ex.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
yea well i never had a girlfriend cause well.im stupid/kinda quiet around most women. i think if i say sumthing i say normally to my friends, they'd get pissed or sumthing. and also, the one time i found out sum1 good wanted to go out with me, i didnt even know so they just went on to the next person. it'd be so much easier if they went up to u cause there is no way i can figure these things out. i thought she was just being nice

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
^^very true

luckily its natural for me to be an asshole to girls. ive had this "just friends" problem once before, but that was before i was an asshole. i think i can assume ill never have this problem again.

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
i read this a long time ago, and it applies to this situation. i read it at work, and had to periodically get up and leave my office, due to uncontrollable laughter.

im sure some of you have read it before... but for those who havnt, enjoy.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
god.. thats like the story of my life!! hahaha im so depressed.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahh
nahh

hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
nothing i haven't heard before...

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that site is sick, it's so fucking true.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
God -- Something you should profess belief in if you think it will help you bang some bitch.

Easily my favourite part of the site.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
children listen up - the day you really start getting some is when you let the chicks chase you not the other way around.

If your ugly I cant help ya but this is my advice.

Chicks want stuff/men they cant have. Be a hard to get object, always be busy, dont wait around for the hunnies.

And never ever give your phone number always get hers.

Oh yeah always make sure to have a jimmy hat available some chicks care some dont but when they do and you dont have one - your beat!

 
yah but its the same for girls.... im friends with a bunch of wicked guys that I would totally consider being more then friends with and I am nothing but 'a lil sister' , 'one of the boys' to them so explain that one!

Couple good friends, couple cold beers, couple HUGE puddles all equal a wicked night on the farm...

Thank god for the country
 
hahah thats hilarious.. what a good analogy

^ I feel that, too. I'm the forbidden little sister in many cases, and other times, I don't know what's the deal. I've only actually been confronted once directly by a guy saying he was interested, and that was after months of obvious interest without saying anything, or even taking any initiative apart from overboard online flattery...

-katie
 
thats good

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
the girls become off limits to their male friends because if one of the guys hooked up with you, it would fuck things up with the rest of the friends and completly alter the group dynamics, effectly splitting the group apart. Since we know that guys and girls cant actually be friends, that means that the only real friends that guys have is other guys. Its better to leave the forbiden fruit forbiden than to lose friendships. A chick isnt worht a good friendship when there are lots of other girls in the world who wouldnt cost nearly as much.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahh
nahh

hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
i'm that nice guy with the hot best friend, all the bartenders last night were making fun of me, and my friend N, we've known each other for like 10 years and never so much as kissed, the bartenders kept trying to talk her up into hooking up with me, and N just got really pissed and wanted to leave, things got worst when i bought 5 shots and tried to pick up the bartender....

I had a great time, But N, was always just put my resume threw the paper sherder,

live by the N.E.R.D
 
ladder theory is my new religion haha.

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Hahaha, this thread is hilarious! The intellectual whores is the long version of the initial post. It goes a little overboard but it holds alot of truth.

You know, I've never really thought of it from the girl's perspective, but there are alot of girls that I would never hook up with. Okay, well there are a few. And I would call them friends, I disagree that you cannot truly be friends with a girl. But the more manly they seem to you, the more likely you are to form friendships with them.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
theres this guy i know who we call one of the girls because all they want him for is a friend and he gets so frustrated about it its hillllllllllllllllllarious

 
It's entirely possible for a guy to have female friends, Apple, just so long as he isn't attracted to them at all. Usually (there are always exceptions) this means that those friends are either people you've known forever and simply don't think about in that way, or not particularly worthwhile individuals (if they were, assumedly, you'd be after them), which means they wouldn't make for particularly good friends anyways because they're probably pretty boring, or, alternatively, stupid. Because of the rarity of exceptions and the small likelihood of maintaining many extremely long-term friendships, gusy rarely have nearly as many female friends as they do male friends.

The question of being in a relationship is a curious one, though, because while it doesn't preclude the possibility of wanting other girls besides the one you're with, it will usually prevent you from pursuing them owing to the risk of losing YOUR girl. In this case, a friendship is conditional on your maintaining the relationship you're currently in (if it ends, the friend is likely no longer a friend but a potential next partner), or on the friend becoming more desirable than the girl you're with. In the latter case, loyalty notwithstanding (and loyalty is quickly eroded if the friend is noticeably a better catch), often you will end the relationship yourself, at which point former friend is no longer friend.

 
That's a great post! Ya, I'm pretty sure that if you acquaint yourself with a girl lower on the ladder than your current catch, you have a much better chance of being "Just Friends."

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
yes, that may be, and i might just be an asshole when it comes to chosing my friends. which, the more i think about it seems to be the case because i dont really have any un atractive friends.

also, do i understand you correctly. Are you saying If you are in a relationship and you make friends with someone else, you are still makeing friends with them with an eventaul goal in mind, a back up to your current partner incase something goes wrong

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahh
nahh

hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
There's a potential from that happening, but it's not necessarily the case, and very rarely is it consciously so. I'm saying if you have a relationship, it's possible to form a "friendship" with someone you're attracted to without pursuing the goal of dating them, sleeping with them, etc. This is because the current relationship creates a barrier holding you back from doing that. However, once the relationship is done, all bets are off and barriers down, and you can't be friends because they become a potential "target", for immediate lack of a better term.

 
soooooo fucking true

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
^oh yeah and skier chick, regarding the whole thing about this 'little sister' stuff u were talkin about- the reason that they dont wana date u is probably because they dont find u attractive, srry to break the news to ya

 
must be an ugly mother fucker.

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yea this post is soo true, cuz like most of the gurlz I am friends with, i deff wanted it to be more at one point or another or still do, spesh my best gurl friends. good post

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
Hahaha the ladder theory is golden, especially the bit about women having two ladders, can make for some embarrising times when you try to jump from one to the other....

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But i belive that unconciously it is the case. You find them attractive and become "friends" with them so you can keep your options open. You may not be conciously saying "wow, i want her so bad" but on some level, thats what your doing. As i sit here and i think threw all my female friends, there isnt one that i wouldnt have gone for, even though when i made most of the friendships during a relationship that lasted 3 years with someone who i loved very much. There was a barrier of social norms stoping me from takeing action over those 3 years, but that all the barrier was. Soicial norms. Constructs which our society has in place. If we didnt live in a society that belived in one partner, Or we went back in time to an era where we didnt have language, things would be very diffrent for us and im not sure that we could have any non-sexual relationships with memebers of the opposite race. We would simply act on the urges which we all have but suppres because it isnt "accepted" behaviour.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahh
nahh

hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
I read that without realizing it was you thom and then saw your name and was like, hey, I was there for all of that. Its true, we have some hot friends. Boys and girls, when it comes to men and women, there is always sex involved. Even in a friendship, there will still be some sexual tension.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
 
well I once Applied to a really great job, that was perfect for me and they said the same thing. but I wasnt doomed, I stuck It out worked somewhere else for a few months but kept going to the store to see how things were going. after a little while the store realized it needed me and hired me...... I was general manager for a long time..... it can happen, dont worry. just make her like you, before she knows you like her "more then a friend". so be really funny, cool, interesting go fun places but make sure you make it clear you only want to be friends and talk about other girls but not too much. shell realize that you are boyfriend material because all the other girls see it. shell want you really bad. this works 100% of the time 60% of the time. good luck!

HIGH NORTH SESSION 3 REPRESENT
 
^what he's saying is keep pestering her until she gives up on shutting you down and dates you for a bit

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
 
That's a bit too optimistic... it might work once in a blue moon, but generally speaking, persistance like that is COUNTER productive. Remember rule #1: The best way never to get a girl is to be direct and honest about wanting her. Everyone learns that lesson eventually.

 
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