rockin both mountains

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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i jus bought me a midweek pass to stevens muthafuckas, prepare to get ravaged

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
ravage? shit son...you better watch it...come to my mountain and you better bring a lunch...we be takin fuckers to school.

FOCUS your mind.

Reflective like velcro.

-alpentalik
 
skiing? i meant 'ravaged' in a purely sexual way tyler. so who's gonna be up weekdays eh?

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
thursday afternoons and some friday nights at Stevens. Lets re-aquaint you with that rock again chris.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
270 to thigh rock jib!!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
if its a good snow year the only place youll see me is alpental

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alpental whenever i am up and the tops open, snowshyt all other times, exept for the occasonall stevens weekend.

COC sesh E
 
noteefa, just curious, but how old are you? and didnt you used to be k2skipimp?

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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
im 19, do i come across as immature over the internet? its cause im just a little kid on the inside

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
ill be rippin all over the summit too, i should be able to ski at least 3 if not 4 days a week

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
Did you also mention you didn't graduate high school? Chris is a fucking moron and a shitty skiier.

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i'm gonna try to go up more than last year, but i doubt i'll be gettin more than a day a week. Got a few heavy quarters ahead of me plus flying lessons and probably ground school this winter as well.

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be aware, ski with care
 
click here to see shitty skiers

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
hahahahaha crystal line skier got told!!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
why are people such assholes on here? crystal..geese 'fucking moron, and a shitty skier'...dude, have u even skiied with him?

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
all i know is i live like 30 minutes from alpental and i dont like it lol stevens is tight but i guess the parks over at the other part of snoqulami will be nice.

Go Big and Die!
 
i just got my season pass for snocrummy! yay!

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
what if i taught like one day at snoqualmie and the other day just rode at stevens...that'd be totally sick...yea! haha wow, i'm done.....

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
no it fucking wouldn't, cause you'd be at stevens. or as I like to call it, a large piece of useless suck with annoying skiers, not enough steeps, and a lame ass highway.

on another note, yes chris is a shitty skier. and a fucking moron. and he works too far away now, so I can't go get yummy hamburgers.

and I'm buying my pass at the expo next week.

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be aware, ski with care
 
so, wait, snoqualmie has steeps? that dont configure...

Stevens is the fucking shit, second goes to Alpental because thier lift lines suck hairy ass.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
alpental is snoqualmie you dumb fuck!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
soon i will posses the passes for both, then it will be done... and yea, alpental you have only one way to get up high, suck. still a neet place though

-Grant

bye el niño
 
stop mumbling grant!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
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