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The_ski_man

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They are the hight technology. The prototypes are Line 1280's with rockets on the back. They will allow the rider to go to ridiculous speed. They also give you huge for when you need to pull out a huge trick for a comp. They are accompanied with silencers for the engine.This is also brough to you by the man who invented soul plates for ski's. I am by the way a snowboarder and trying to test rocket power on alpine sports.

 
What are you talking about? Where did you hear that? That is about the stupidest thing i have ever heard. I don't know about where you ski but where I ski and all the surrounding resorts have a ski patrol who will bust you for going to fast and kick you off the mountain. and in a comp? you could be kicked out for cheating.

Get ready to get your ass kicked by a girl!
 
Listen lady these things are hot poo you can vary your speed. We have checked the comp rules and they are not out-lawed.

 
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You are probably the worst skiier ever and can't even do quadruple twisted backflip tweaked to perfection and landed on to soul grind with Hybrids new soul plate sfor skiis they are really hot by the way unlike you STUPID HEAD

 
Riiight. It's been done before. A guy attached Rocket's to a monoboard.

As for what you said, It is by far the most ridiculous and most asanine thing I've ever read on this site in the past 2 years. Congratulations.

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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
 
ppl, let me remind you that posting while your on acid isn't cool

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
Well i am pretty radical i actually broke my arm testing these babies they go really quick but really cool. I managed to go 50metres of a jump and i also outran a avalanche

 
first off acid is cool

secondly 'i_like_to_be_gay/ski'you suck ass i bet you suck so much ....god i hate you...

 
I didn't want my name to be in pink and i think ski man has a point....why isn't your name in pink?

Get ready to get your ass kicked by a girl!

 
Here's one to everyone. Shut the fuck up about your petty bitching Ski-Man, newschoolers.com isn't the site to post the way you are.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
 
kinda funny, cause hybrid and ski man are actually the same person.

just one little pissed off gay boy with soul plates up his ass

THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
 
lay off the crack rocks.



The_Ski_Man

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Helo, my name is the_ski_man

and i R the man that invented

rocket power supre skiis!!

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This is my girlfriend, she is my

little hotties, and shes got the

same grandma as me.

 
didn't some pro skier, like mcconkey or rahlves, put little rockets on the back of their skis for their first big race? to answer my own question...yes, they did (but i dont remember who) they also proceeded to catch on fire and melted part of his boots.

''I should make a shirt out of my butt lint.''
 
this guy is a fuckn moron, do you have any clue how to talk to women. Its a good idea to get off this site, cuz ure offendin too many people. This site is for the progression of skiin, not of idiocy

Detective, since you consistently waste ure time on being such an ass, i will be the big man, and say 'bio protein bars are the best, buy them'
 
Thats some funny shit ghosty!!

And to the_ski_man: What the Fuck? are you on about you little dickless ass licking bitch. I bet my little sister goes bigger than you

Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
 
the moron is the guy that started this forum. Why does he do it, to sound cool. Geez, i write contreversial shit some time, but not idiotic shit

Detective, since you consistently waste ure time on being such an ass, i will be the big man, and say 'bio protein bars are the best, buy them'
 
Dear 'the-ski-man'. You are a dumb shit. Why don't you go ride your snowboard and smoke your crack and stop making shit up about J. Levinthal. This site was intended for chillin skiers to talk about skiing, not for dumb shit snowboarders to dick around and get themselves set up for an ass kicking by a girl.

 
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