"Reckless Activity" Haha the cops at my school are so fucking bored from just dealing with drunk frat kids they'll do anything to feel like they're doing something important.
The conversation went like this:
"Hey what the hell are you doing?" "Climbing." "...on the side of a church?" "Yup." Then he made me walk in a straight line to see if I was drunk I guess. After he saw I wasn't drunk I think he got even more confused. He wrote me out a citation for Reckless Activity. Pretty sure that's not even something you can get cited for. We get three strikes and this was my first so it's all good.