Rock climbing video. in search of mystery girl.

[YoUnGinAYo]

Here is the story:

Upon arriving at Stone Hill on Easter morning. A grey FJ Cruiser and a party of about five were noticed scoping "Room With a View." It was quickly noticed that there was a very attractive girl among the group. We overheard there conversation and came to conclusion that the girl's name was Lauren. Our boy Ryan here, instantly fell in love with Lauren, and therefore dedicates this ballzy lead to her.

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We must find this girl.

 

[YoUnGinAYo]

Note: The girl is not in the video.

 

[.Capn.]

Did he get his cam into her crack?

 

[Broommasta]

lol desperate much?

 

[maximiliaan]

damnit, watched 23 seconds of the vid before i saw this

 

[YoUnGinAYo]

He was able to manage a number 7 stopper in her crack.

 

[yuck]

one time i saw a really hot girl and overheard her name but i didnt turn to newschoolers to find her

how weird is that?!

 

[Troy.]

Sasha? The pro climber?

 

[SkeechyD]

how was that a ballsy lead?

 

[YoUnGinAYo]

The wording is mostly puffery. But the first two clips were a little sketchy. falling meant either falling into a steep shale slide or whipping back into the arete.

 

[YoUnGinAYo]

The route definitely climbed more like a 10D or 11A though. that roof at the top was retarted.

 

[yuck]

lol actually just watched the video upon revisiting this thread. he doesnt even get to the top -_-

 

[stickski]

Lauren is not impressed.

 

[YoUnGinAYo]

i had to take a hit

 

[KZA]

You really expect a girl to talk to you with shitty ass music like that? Good luck

 

[.Apex.]

I showed Lauren the video, she called that guy a tool then blew me.

But actually, how long until mountain climbing is aerials ?

 

[ski_powpow]

claiming 5.10b onsight? fuck my life what has this world come to.

 

[Pitolairas]

Where is that? I know a Lauren from Colorado which is actually a climber.

 

[iFlip]

This is actually pretty hilarious.
I don't think I've ever seen someone make a 10b look so awkward. Also, "bold" is a term that should be reserved for R and X rated trad routes -- certainly not tightly bolted 10b sport routes. Also, climbing shirtless instantly earns one 10,000 douche points (unless you're ice climbing shirtless).