Roast of ElGato

Mike-O

Mike-O

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The first time I met ElGato, he changed my life. I was having a really bad day, down and out, and I didn't know if I could go on any longer. But then he stumbled into my life. Suddenly, the skies cleared and were filled with magical rainbows and a glorious sun shone down brightly and vividly on us, colouring my grey visage once again as the birds began singing louder and more endearingly than ever before. Just his presence and smile alone were enough to lift my spirits and helped me get on with my life once again. The thing is, he took it so nonchalantly and altruistically, telling me fascinating stories about his life and his expeditions, showing me another way to fulfill my life without strife. It was just all in a day's work for him.

He is one of the greatest people I have ever known. Here's to you - I hope you live a long and prosperous life.
 
Well, I'm drawing blanks here.

But, I have never pissed you off, so that's a start.
 
FUKING GAYFAGNOOB BANNED ME 6 TIMES WTF WAT A DIK I H8 HIM USELESS PEICE OF SHIT SITS ON THE INTERNETS ALL DAY JUST BEING A DIK 2 KIDS 4 NO R3ASON
 
mike-o you need to do a lot less when it comes to posting, you've had a few funny stories, but now you're just trying too hard
 
i heard he is actually the real 'chupacabra' and now lays low by going through the world under the alias of 'ElGato' while the mexican secret service is doing their best to track him down ....

let's just hope they're not monitoring NS ....
 
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You just brought back scary memories of my trip to Puerto Rico when I was 12, and all the boy scouts scaring the living fuck out of me. Thanks mom, for having me take a trip of a lifetime. (granted the rest of the trip was a blast)
 
My only encounters with the great ElGato were bans for starting a shitstorm (4 days, no regrets.) and making a glorious picture of purple dildos that said "skiing".

Overall, I think he's a pretty great guy. And his icon is boss.
 
I am honored to have met gus, let alone share a few laps in the park with him. Super humble guy, who is one of the nicest people i have ever met.
 
ElGato a la presedencia.
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Me recogen uvas de los campos de California.

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ElGato a la presedencia
 
Well looks like the rost idea turned out to be a great success. Oh I've got an idea lets start the rost with a kiss ass memoir.
 
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I thought he banned me once for posting an "innapropriate" website URL but it wasnt really him
 
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