Roast me

ajbski

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I legit rode in the park 2 or 3 times this year, but blue somehow managed to get a picture of me and posted it on their ig. I’m not worthy.
 
backcountry poles in the park to be trendy and flex money, despicable. Youre not fooling me, i see the Leki race gloves and fischer boots, go back to the gates with you FIS buddies. Overall verdict, get 189s chump
 
i don't think we're allowed to say negative things on NS so i'll just ask, what skis are those? park skis don't have plain black bases often enough
 
14428272:SofaKingSick said:
i don't think we're allowed to say negative things on NS so i'll just ask, what skis are those? park skis don't have plain black bases often enough

Elan slingshot 170 something w/ Frankensquires
 
14428272:SofaKingSick said:
i don't think we're allowed to say negative things on NS so i'll just ask, what skis are those? park skis don't have plain black bases often enough

I have no idea why more park skis don't have plain black bases. Die cut (especially underfoot) can separate at the seams and peel back, black p-tex is easier to use for repairs, and I think black bases might be faster too
 
14428327:IsaacNW82 said:
I have no idea why more park skis don't have plain black bases. Die cut (especially underfoot) can separate at the seams and peel back, black p-tex is easier to use for repairs, and I think black bases might be faster too

Because the speed difference is negligible, especially with how we treat our skis. Most people around here wax their skis like maybe twice a season? Graphics and being unique sell way more skis. Die cut bases suck for damage resistance but most park skis I've seen don't use em
 
You want us to roast you?? You don’t need us. Go look in the mirror u fuckin loser. Pussy bitch. I bet you didn’t even land that trick u goofy ass bitch ass dickface fuck. Kys
 
I don't see anything wrong with this photo. You're not wearing ironically small gas station sunglasses, you have poles so overall you don't look like a bunchie zombie fuck boy. 10/10 would bang.
 
14428575:skierman said:
I don't see anything wrong with this photo. You're not wearing ironically small gas station sunglasses, you have poles so overall you don't look like a bunchie zombie fuck boy. 10/10 would bang.

Ive accidently switched into a different simulation
 
You’re supposed to wax your skis??

14428332:ReturnToMonkey said:
Because the speed difference is negligible, especially with how we treat our skis. Most people around here wax their skis like maybe twice a season? Graphics and being unique sell way more skis. Die cut bases suck for damage resistance but most park skis I've seen don't use em
 
Fuck all you fuckers

This shit is fucking fucked

Hating shits, fuck you

You motherfucking chumps

wow ive wanted to use that for so long and have someone maybe recognize the reference
 
This mf act like he be scissoring like he finna pretzel out but rlly he fallin off a 5 foot tube early.

Boom! Roasted.

no park days but still getting photo of the day…. HUGE flex love that 4 u bb ?
 
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