Road rage

when tons of peoplel all line up in the same lane at a light where there is two lanes going straight. or when they are the only one in the right lane who is going straight while everyone else would be able to turn right on red.

 
When people speed up when I put my blinker on. Seriously if you do this I might fucking shoot you.
 
When there's construction or something so the road is down to one lane and everybody has merged over, and some asshat pulls out into the right lane and passes everyone, only to expect to be let in right before the lane ends.
 
it was raining all day today where I live, and everyone was going about 20 under the speed limit. made me furious, its only a little rain.
 
people that drive wayyy too slow, then speed up when you pull into the opposite lane to pass them... (on single lane highways)
 
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to all the dbags.
 
Definitely. I always let off the gas or slow down a little when someone goes out to pass me just out of courtesy and I would hate to see a head on.

Here is my long-ass list of things that bug me/piss me off about other drivers.

-People who sit in the left lane while everyone is passing them on the right.

-People who jump out into the left lane to pass but end up driving right next to the person in the right lane.

-People who don't understand the order of a stop sign.

-People who don't use their blinker. It honestly takes no effort to flick it on and will prevent an accident.

-People who do not merge onto the highway at the right speed.

-People who will drive slow as balls down a two lane road, then speed up when there is a passing zone.

-People who drive in the mountains, pass a speed limit sign and proceed to drive well under the speed limit with clear roads. WHAT THE FUCK?

-People who do not wait their turn.

-People who suck at traffic circles. It is such a simple concept.

I know I have many more but I cannot think of them. I will post more as they come to me.
 
in places with lots of traffic lights in a row and people floor it after theirs turns green to a light you can see is red.

and when people get really packed in construction zones. if you give more space between people things will move faster. back the fuck up

and when youre driving a manual and stop at a light the person behind you comes up right behind you.

or when youre about to pass someone in the left lane when someone moving slower than you moves over to pass the car in front of them.
 
I am getting fucking pissed just thinking about all of this.

Tailgaters in bad weather.

I wanted to punch an ass hat when they did this and it snowed a foot and it was on a curvy road.
 
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there happens to be some crazy roads and traffic patters around me

so here is my commute to school every day.

I go down this road, i can really pick up speed. But all the moms are walking in the morning when i do. So a lot of times i get the "slow down" wave. the other day, i down shifted to 4th and blipped the throttle and the bitch though i was revving my engine at her and gave me a terrible look to i just took off.

so then i get to this little dirt road for about 200ft that turns into a narrow, sorta windy road. Now after certain parts of this road, you can book it safely, but people drive soooo fucking slow, i cant stand it.

THEN! there is a traffic light crossing over a highway, now the road i come down is perpendicular to that, so you have to merge in while there is a huge like.

So there is a sign that says "do not block hatched area" so that people can sneak in while there is a red light. so many fucking times either someone blocks the hatched area or the fuckers in my line dont pull into it.

the merging while there is a green light, you gotta just jump in quick and be assertive, but some many people are pussies and wont go so you have to wait an entire light to get one car in, its the worst.

and sometimes the people on the other side try to stop you from getting in and you jut run them off the road. its great
 
thisis my drive to school every day, up one road turn left onto a 50mph highway

go through a lot its 40

turn off at next light onto a 35

turn right into the parking lot about 200 yards down

i get to school in about 5 minutes
 
I had road rage once and got a ticket for going 87 in a 65. My dad is an attorney so he got it thrown out. Now I have road rage all the time.
 
ok now young teenagers there is a difference between people being ass holes and people driving safely. just because someone is ONLY doing ten over in the fast lane doesnt make them an ass hole.
 
i hate when i am crusing along, and someone pulls out in front of me when they could have easily waited .2 seconds and pull out behind me. instead, i have to slow down 40 mph and wait
 
See I hate this as well. Speeding up when someone is trying to pass is only warranted when youre driving the speed limit or a little above, and the other person is still acting impatient and trying to pass.

For some reason this always happens when I'm driving my dads Z3, so I always feel the need to punch it right when they jump the line to pass me. It works wonders at pissing people off.
 
people who don't use their turn signalssince i'm a new driver and just getting used to things that really pisses me off because i don't know if i can go or not at an intersection of any kind
 
-woman drivers

-people on their phones

-people fucking TEXTING while driving gahh

-Those stupid ricer hondas that sound like shit

-slow drivers

-nicer cars than me

-BICYCLES
 
people who stop 10 feet after a STOP SIGN.

fucking makes me think they aren't going to stop at all and hit me, whe they have the stop sign. can't stand that!!!!! stop at the sign!!!!!!! that is why it is there!!!!!!!!!!
 
People who don't understand how a fucking stop sign works. Get that shit right or get off the road motherfucker.

The 90 year old crossing guard near my school who stops traffic at a four-way stop for a full minute every single time there's a kid. I understand stopping the traffic, but this guy is so old he can hardly walk, and he takes forever to let the traffic go again.

When my sister texts while she drives. I fear for my fucking life every time i drive with her. She does 90 on the highway, weaves through traffic, and slams the brakes instead of gradually stopping (my current car, her old car, had the brakes replaced five times in the two years that she owned it).

OTHER people who text and drive. The other day i was dropping my friend off and this dumb bitch on the highway ends up with half her car in my lane, forcing me to stomp on the brakes. My friend happened to be looking over and noticed she was looking down at her lap, so we surmised that she had either been texting or playing with herself.

Argh.
 
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