Road rage tales

winterkid33

winterkid33

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post any funny or interesting stories of driving accidents or road rage here.

early today i was driving through umass amherst back to my HS after my college class. umass is always really buisy and theres like a million crosswalks where you have to stop for peds. so i was goin like 10 over cause there werent any. im goin like 40 and some bitch pulls out in front of me maybe 200 ft ahead (which isnt much) i change lanes into the left otherwise id have to brake really hard and im kinda pissed at her. then she speeds up and trys to not let me pass. I need to be in the right lane to get to the HS. so i floor it and james bond her (swerve hard core into her lane) with maybe only 3-5 ft in front of her bumper (there was another slow car in my lane) i start slowing down for the light and shes right up my ass so i slam on the brakes and she almost hits me (i have a shitty car anyways) and she cuts into the other lane and come up next to me. at this point she screaming and banging on her windows and giving me the finger and shit the light turns and she floors it and i just continue at the speed limit not really caring. then she drives all slow tryin to piss me off so i give her her room . then she stops in the middle of the street and puts on her blinker like shes gonna turn, then when i start to pass her around on the left on double yellow she accelerates and trys to push me outta the lane but i zip around her and james bond her ass once again. shes soooo heated at this point and pulls up next to me and is giving me the finger and flipping out me and my friend are just laughing at her and it pissed her off that much more. it totally made my day
 
haha that's a fantastic story. I don't really have any because i can't drive, but that was really entertainning.

 
one time i was driving behind this really slow tractor carrying hay and this 14 year old pulls out on a bike and starts yelling at the tractor driver so the tractor driver sped up and so did the kid and they started racing. it was funny as fuck

the funniest part is that its true.
 
yeah i have something like that, so we are rolling down mainstreet and there is a stoplight ahead of use like 25 30 yards, and then the entrance to cumberland farms 10 yards before the stop light, its green so u know, this dumb bitch on the other side of the road starts to turn acroos to the entrance to cumbys and stops in the second lain, 2 lane road then all the sudden pulls right in front of me and i had to jump on the brakes then she just stops, puts down her window and starts screaming, haha this is the fun part, me and my friends bought a couple bull horns from radio shack cause my bud works there and gets th 150 dollar ones for 65 so we bought 3, so we had 1 in our car at the time, put down the window and just start telling the crazy bitch to move her car, she moves we go to ghost ride at this huge parking lot, yeah we are tools

THEN, on our way back to my friends house we had to go by cumbys this is a good 30 minutes later, gues what, we roll up to a red light the fucking crazy bitch is ahead of us, she puts it in reverse and backs up 2 inches infront of us, then turns around and flips us off, then her bf sitting shot gun gets out of the fucking car flips us off then gets back in, guy was small so my friend, azian by the way, and really stupid has one of the window tint markers like u write on car windows, so he hops outa the car runs up and rights learn how to drive on the back window, this was a little over the line but funny as hell. the stupis bitch litterally turns her car off and sits at the stop light, through 3 fucking lights, so then we follow her yelling shit in the bull horn and then passed her on a double yellow then just sat in the road not moving.

NOW THE EVEN FUNNIER PART. after that we went to my friends house droped off some beer and went to pick up these girls for dinner, after dinner we go to the DQ for dessert, the stupid bitch was there with her bf so we are like wtf, they didnt know it was us were in a diff. car this time, but my friend gracefully walks by them and goes, i heard ladies that drive a4s cant drive for shit, and hops into our turck, whips out a bullhorn and yells more your car bitch and we drove off, yeah we got her lol
 
i ran a bitch off the road in a porsche cayenne. i tried to speed up right after the light turned green to move over in her lane right before an on ramp ( getitng on 494 leaving the mall of america to go east, thats to all the minnesotans theyll no wut im talkin about) the lane you have to get into it is like the fifth one all the way to the right and that lane is only about 300 yards long from where it starts until the on ramp. any ways i left the mall in rage because i couldnt buy my damn computer(long story) as i leave i try to get into this lane but the light turns red. i think alright as soon as it turns green ill floor it and get ahead of this bitch next to me. so the light turns green and i floor and it so does she!!! i look over and shes staring right at me so i somehow pull ahead of her swerve hardcore into the lane and slammed on the brakes( full on lock up) so she swearved into the curb and jumps into the ditch. so i haul ass outta there. sorry for the shitty typing.
 
haha its always kinda the fault of both parties but its still funny. Im usually a pretty chill driver, and dont want to fuck up my baby, plus i get alot of attention from the POlice so i tend to just cruise. One time i was cruising up the highway at the speedlimit in the right lane when a smartass in an Integra blows by me in the turning lane, realises he doenst have much room and cuts me off hardcore forcing me to swerve and slam on my brakes, this of course pissed me off but i didnt really do shit other then hammer the horn.

At this apparent challenge i had given him both the driver and passenger finger me and the driver taps the brakes again. K, now im getting decently pissed, the best part was they guy obviously thought he was hot shit in his super fast integra and after that he hammered it to try and get away, heres the fun part, he didnt notice that my car is lowered on good suspension, and couldnt tell that i had a motor swap and 3 grand into my engine, so when he tried to race away, it didnt do him shit. I sat right on his ass as he tried to escape, laughing my ass off, watched him drop a gear and not pull away which resulted in lots of his freaking out in the mirror and passenger looking behind a lot less cocky now. Realising that this wont help him get away he suddenly swerves off the highway up an onramp, of course with my suspension and good tires i was not only able to follow him, but to actually force him through the corner, i backed off a bit because i thought he was gonna crash.

He then proceeds to fly into a residential area and take a u turn, which again im able to see and follow right behind him, he then takes the next right, and flys away, at this point i stopped laughing my ass off. I didnt want to race through and kill a kid or anything, and as i was paying attention I saw that it was a caul-d-sac, so i just waited at the entrance for him to come back, which he did and i pulled out behind him again to watch both the driver and passneger freaking out hardcore. Then i just followed them back onto the highway and laughed as he raced off into the sunset, no doubt bragging about his escape.
 
highway show offs are def the best in my opinion. when someone cuts you off and you know that you should let it go. it doesnt matter. let them be assholes. but ur sick of it so you do it back. and so begins epic road battle after road battle. I love winning those things though. idk maybe i need some help with that but havein those little show dows kick ass. good stories too. lol writing on the persons car, didnt u said her BF had a shot gun? risky risky
 
4 days after i got my licens i crashed my moms honda accord cuz i was goin wayy too fast around a curv doin legit tricks and stuff. that was quite the mistake

and a few weeks ago i backed in ot a car hardcore in the school parkinglot and fucked it up and then drove off really fast. i never really gont in touble for it
 
hahaha bitch drivers are hilarious. they suck, and then they get pissed at you for it.

my dad told me about this story where these two guys got wicked pissed at one another on the road, and they pulled over to have a brawl. little did one guy know that they other guy had a secret weapon. the guy goes to his trunk, pulls out a MEDIEVAL CROSSBOW and shoots him in the chest. he dies. crazy stuff.
 
last night me and my friends were riding bmx around our campus and we were just chillin on the sidewalk where cars drive by and this one dude swerved so that he was driving on the wrong side of the road and tried to clip us. we were like whatever then the dude comes back and honks at us as he drives by. then he has to stop at a light so my friends rides over to the dude and yells "you got a problem" and the dude swerves into a parking lot thats right there, gets out of his car and is like "you got something to say" and my friend is like "yeah why are you honking at us" and the dude says "do you got a problem? are you gonna sit on your or take car of your problem?" and my friend is 5ft tall is like "dude im not gonna fight you, you're 6 ft taller then me." at this point the dude is done making no sense so he gets back in his car and drives away. me and my friends were laughing our asses off
 
the best is when you're in the left lane goin fast and then some one super fast comes up behind you trying to pass by goin to the center lane. Then they get stuck behind some other car and have to go to the right lane to pass. I've always wanted to make a wall on the highway with 3 cars goin like 50 in a 60 zone. That would be pretty hilarious and nothing illegal. Get lots of people pissed off though
 
if you did that in mass or conn youd prolly get run off the road. Speed limit here is 65 but speed of traffic is 80 including trucks then the speeders go like 90-100. lol if u went 50 and made a road wall people would def get super pissed. that would be kinda epic though
 
i was walking down a resedential road without a sidewalk in a group of about 5 people. and this dude actually swerves to purposly hit me with his mirror. i was so fuckin pissed that someone could be that careless. i coulda suddenly stepped to the side and been killed.
 
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