Risks

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KaMiKaZe_00

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hey guys i hjave to do a project bout the risk factors and the bad things bout extreme sports mainly freestly skiing and back country skiing - i know there are not many if ur not STUPID- but u guys got any ideas?

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

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Me: In Tech

Parents: **Still worried**
 
Did you just say there aren't many risks to freestyle or backcountry skiing??? Maybe you should pick a new topic...

 
no i need the risks of it - i was just sayin that if yr not stupid u can avoid 50% of them

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Tech

Parents: **Still worried**
 
Stupid boarders camping at the base of jumps has gota be one risk.

'we need lectures from people, not from soviet canuckistan'-american 'intellect'
 
hitting rocks, concussions, broken bones

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
having to take a shit in the middle of nowhere

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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yeah, red bombers right on the money. Animal Attacks are definatyl my main concern. Are you taking notes??

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
bad snow pack, bad bindings, hidden rocks, and those damn hibernating bears cause Yogi definetly don't like getting woken up

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
 
1. Abominable snowman (remember ski-free? The true old skool free sking game)

2. A great risk is colliding with a tree - a cause could be by sliding on ice.

3. Falling off unmarked cliff zones - this one sucks

4. stabbing yourself with a pole - this does happen if you crash and land on it

5. Falling off the chair lift

6. Draining your lizard in the woods and zipping up your manhood on accident - ouch!

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
 
thx lots guys - lol ski free....what a game

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Tech

Parents: **Still worried**
 
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