Risk my skis by skiing them

[Skibumsmith]

Definately don't ski. I mean come on it's cold outside. You don't wanna ski anyway. Stay in your condo next to the fireplace and sip cocoa.

 

[corona]

i hear you can get ski condoms these days... protection for skis

 

[chames]

'como estas?'

 

[B.Aussie]

Fuck skiing,

Toboganning is so much cooler!

 

[prontocuts.com]

Like some people said, take up snowboarding, that way you can buy a neato cool board, and still sit by jumps and look cool

 

[Jwalk]

agreed

 

[AALT]

GOD FUCK YOU.

Negative nancy.

 

[Sun_Ra]

I would not even mount the skis. You can only truly see the design if there are no bindings to break the piece of art that your skis are. I'd stay in the lodge, drink a hot chocolate, claim the sickest shits to everybody in the lodge and that you're not skiing because you skied waaaaayyyy too hard the day before. Maybe, you'll get SPANZARIZED without even skiing if you really know how to claim.

 

[MO-gan]

jeez how am i being negative?

 

[Bab.]

you cant stand in the lodge and look cool with ski boots on anyway. just buy a radboard aka snowboard. thats all you need to get mad street creds. you can stay in the lodge all day long and yell at bitches and youll be fucking badass. see you in the lodge nig.

 

[Pippin]

best thing ive read all day

 

[QC_mat]

Seriously it's so much better to stay inside and look cool. You don't want to go outside in the cold temperature and break your skis

 

[~shredin~]

you know because what els are you going to ski on other than snow!

 

[chames]

plus karma for making me piss myself

 

[SkiMenthol]

If I were you, I'd get some dope car wax and wax my topsheets before hitting the lodge so the skis look ultra-fresh.

 

[JamesR]

bueno. Un gato esta en mi casa es en fuego.

 

[OneLove_skier]

HAHA
SO great

 

[k-rob]

get drunk, then go skiing

you're less likely to care about scratches, breaks, or fatal injury if you're slurring your words at strangers on the chairlift.

 

[JQ89]

NOOB WHO SKIS ANYMORE, WAY TOO RISKY

 

[Lemuel]

whatever you do do NOT, emphasizing on the NOT, bring your skis outside, especially in the winter. the cold can make them brittle and they may get dirty. keep them in your room and post pics of your new boones to post on the web

 

[Jwalk]

good stuff

 

[fsscott]

this site is actually not real at all

 

[gh0s7_r1d3r]

along with all your fancy gear by a mac book pro and an HD camcorder...sit in the lodge at the bottom and tell people that your editing all this gnarly footy you shot earlier in the day...but they can't see it until your done....remember to have your skis near by well protected from the elements cause actual skiing is lame cause you could get frost bite or even a cold

 

[james44]

the one thing you really gotta watch out for is snow, snow can fuck up your skis almost as bad as the grind bars because what you don't know is that snow is just water in disguise trying to trick you into getting your skis wet, as soon as this happens burn them and get new ones

 

[neon1peace]

this thread = so good