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steezywannabeezy

steezywannabeezy

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I experienced the worst pain imaginable skiing. I was carving right into a little jump over a barrel and threw a left side 180. For some dumb reason I sucked and landed 90 and ejected the right out. I wasn't going very fast at all, but when I landed, instead of sliding on my ass, my left cheek caught on the snow while the rest of my body's momentum continued. Before I knew it, I was rolling on the ground with my hand up my ass, having suffered severe asscrack augmentation. Anybody who can relate knows this is the worst pain in the world.
 
Did this at snowflex a two years ago...i know that feel dude. The worst part is going to be shitting and then it hurting too badly to wipe so you have to shower every time you shit.

Did you go to a hospital? My outpatient form or whatever its called listed the injury as "laceration - buttocks, complicated"
 
It straight bled for a week. There was no way I was NOT going to a hospital for that shit. I had to wear pads. Worst injury ever.
 
for all the 12 year olds out there,its called anal fissures. It can be caused from a number of things. Constepation, injury, gay butt sex..
 
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