Ridiculous Shit You Think About Doing.........

Well, I think about what I will be doing after college a lot, so i probably will do some of it. The first thing is to start a grassroots program in south america that somehow educates the people and also gives back tot eh community, specifically bolivia because ive been there. If anybody is familiar with grassroots soccer in africa, something similar to that. My major in environmental studies and i have a minor in spanish, so I can speak spanish and would like to work in south/latin america sometime in my life. Its crazy thinking about all the opportunities that await my future! But, its also scary because how the heck will i figure out what to do?
 
-eat some1s little dog

-go as fast as possible off a jump and seeing if i make it to the landing of the next 1

-killing my track coach
 
haha I agree, that fucking guy in Transformers is one lucky SOB cause he at least got to kiss her. Probably banged her after the shoot lol

She is so fucking bangin....
 
more proof of this
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Also i've always wanted to just cuss out a teacher and just leave school and be home that'd be pretty fuckin' awesome
 
ive always had the urge just to take a shot gun get all the emos in one small room and just blast them all apart id probably laugh then be like ooooooooo shit

or just do a triple lincon loop
 
fake my own death or just disappear for awhile. I think it would be cool to see how everyone reacts to my being gone.
 
same for all 3,

and break into a really fancy house, that has an intence security system and guard dogs.

had random temptation to go up and start making out with extremely hot guys iv seen,

give all the preppy bitchy girls in my school black eyes.

way more,

and lots of non violent stuff also.

 
I think about jumping in front of oncoming traffic as I walk past it, not because I'm suicidal (far from it), but just to see how it would feel getting hit by a car.
 
So every day when I go to the library there is the huge stack of cups for some recycling demonstration or some bullshit, BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN NOT STOP ENVISIONING MYSELF PUNTING THOSE FUCKING CUPS ALL THE WAY DOWN THE STAIRS AND DIVING THROUGH THEM. WHOEVER DID THAT WAS JUST ASKING FOR ME TO DESTROY THEM. Alas, Im not that big of a douchebag~
 
kick a cop square in the nuts

slam my car into another

Call "the game" a carpet-biting faggot and spit in his face

 
Play GTA San Andreas, but in real life, and forget about all the horrible things I did/people I killed so that the next day I wouldn't feel guilty
 
i went to get fitted for some expensive hiking boots that were going to get molded, and fitted. So the guy at the shoe store had to put them on my feet, and check to see if they fit. Like when he put my boot on, he had it soo close to his face. I just imagined booting him in the face at full speed. I would never do it, but i thought about it.
 
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