Ridiculous Shit You Think About Doing.........

Sometimes, when I'm walking down the street, or in a bus, or in school, I see someone that really just rubs the wrong way with me, I get a momentary urge to just pound on their face.

But I never go through with it, darn
 
id also like to kick dick cheney in the balls

and hang tom cruise from a noose

and for non violent

id like to never work a day in my life
 
Inflict serious bodily injury on my teacher.

And talk back to my teacher, and talk back to this other teacher i hate, and this other one too, im surrounded by horrible staff
 
I always wanted to get up on electrical wires and jump along them down the path, crossing streets and shit.

oh and i always wanted to rob a car and get in a high speed chase

and drive the wrong way down the highway starting at like 6 in the morning and more and more traffic gets on... shit would be scary.
 
I've always just wanted to just punch any dude who pisses me off that day right in the face but then I relize it'd get raped by the dick of the law
 
it may be fucked up, but i think that knocking a girl up would be kinda cool. my life is just so repetative i feel like something big needs to be thrown in there to stir the pot a little.

i think about shooting people when im mad. i pretty graphicly imagine it. its weird.

every song i listen to i imagine a ski movie in my head.

hitting someone in the face with a fish.

i could go on for a while.
 
pretty hardcore claim, hooking up w/ the teacher

killing someone, it'd be kind of a rush if there weren't any consequences

tickling a midget, i've never had the guts to go up and tickle one those goofy bastards
 
I always imagine ski movies in my head when I hear music and hitting someone with a fish would be amazing. My friend hit a kid with a peice of pizza in the face in 8th grade though which is pretty epic.
 
i picture editing movies to every song. everytime there is a thump in a song, i picture a skier just taking off, doing a nice 7 then landing again at the next thump.

i think alot of us do that
 
Same here sometimes when I am driving i'm like I wonder what would happen if I just let go of the wheel or just run into the guy in front of me...it's weird but it kinda makes sense
 
i think about working really really hard and becoming the best at something,

and i think about running away and doing what i want

and i think about living on my own for a while and biking across the u.s.

i definitely think about it alot and with some stuff i tend to actually follow through with it. when stuff crosses my mind and i don't really have reason to do it, other than that i want myself to do it, i like to do it because otherwise it just becomes easier and less of a big deal to just ignore doing what you want to. i'm also sort of excited for my mid-life crisis, because i'll just go do what i want and if i have a lame life then i'll get to just leave it behind.
 
also

fuck this broad:

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actually getting dressed for class instead of being lazy.

too bad that'll probably never happen hahaha.

but for real, i think of way too much ridiculous stuff to actually remember
 
whenever theres a knife lying around and someone else is with me, i have urges to stab them. i know... im crazy
 
sometimes i actually get the urge to kill somebody, like dead serious. i just think i really wish i could fucking take a gun to his head.

and sometimes i'll just think...i wonder what it would be like to jump out of this car, and shit like that...

i know, i'm fucked up.
 
today this girl in my trig class was sooo fucking annoying.

i want to take a running start and punch that cunt in the face.

knock her the fuck out. that would be AWESOME!!!!
 
so i flew out to michigan a few days ago and im a lanky bastard so it really helps if i get the exit row. so i did. and during the flight i had a sudden urge to just try and open the door. i was thinkin "hey do those ballin slides really come out" idk why but i was tempted
 
if a kids eating ice cream ive always wanted to smash it in his face! especially if hes a fat kid hahahaa

i really wanna rob a bank!,

i hate slow retarded noobs so ive always wanted to ski by them really fast and stab em with my pole really hard ! that would be AWESOME! if i think of more i'll post em here.
 
tie a string to a piece of steak and then eat it and shit it out so i would have a string going from my mouth out my ass. kinda weird but it would be pretty sick
 
oh and i also always think about like how to kill someone. i seriously think i could get away with it. so i always think of better ways to not get caught and shit...i want to try it just to see if i could do it.
 
1. challenge a bear to a cage fight

2. jump out of an airplane without a parachute

im sure i have more i just cant think

 
I want to steal a cop car and go on a high speed chase the wrong way down all kinds of streets and run into street vendors' stands and stuff. Civic disobedience and endangerment. Sounds about right.
 
Every handrail i see, no matter how big, small, how many kinks and drop in i always imagine myself doing that and what it would look like. I'm sure everyone else does this but even if the rail is 8 kinks i can imagine doing it. Wierd eh?
 
yeah this thread has really made me want to kill someone......jebus, i'm turning into the dude from no country for old men
 
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