Ride snowboards, so damn hot...

Jib_This

Jib_This

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Notwithstanding the fact that it's offensive as fuck to a couple of segments of the population, namely gays and people who ride Burton snowboards, this is still fucking funny.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
www.sacklunch.com, ride snowboards article on the main page.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
one more try before I'm officially retarded at the internet...

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
for those of you wondering, Ride snowboards was using that banner as advertising at their SIA booth.

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SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
that's pretty harsh. traditionally, snowboarding companies bash skiers, not each other.

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yeah i think so.

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thats some fucked up shit... is it saying people who ride their boards are gay??

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That is weird......usually they bash us not each other. I guess thats why we're a more tight knit crew then them.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
yea i love being a skier sometimes i think about what if i picked up snowboarding instead and im like damn its a good thing i didn't

-Ira

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ahaha I can't wait for companies to start doing that in the ski industry, like LINE skis calling Salomon gay, ahahaha

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that's stupid, they should just let their boards speak for themselves and have respect for the other companies, especially burton.

they're also the company that had all those anti-skier ads. ride's gay, they try too hard to be hardasses.

 
^i like the banner though

I'm such a dork

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Its hillarious and i like that they create anti-ski ads becuase it attracts more posers to board keep up the good work ride!

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yeah they make a bunch of stickers like that, one says 'I dont ride a chinese snowboard' but burton boards really need something bad against them, because so many retards think burton is the shit

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yeah they make some nice boards but they are way overpriced, and all of their other shit is so fucking expensive and crappy, like their gloves and jackets blow, same with most of the other shit they make

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so true about all the posers going to snowboarding......we can also thank American eagle and disney for that.....lol most of my preppy as hell friends think theyre so core because they snowboard instead of ski

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
haha that made my day.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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i want one of those stickers that says skiings for short fat kids. or one of those 'pitch in: help keep america cool' stickers with the guy throwing skis in a trash can. those would go perfect on the backs of my skis.

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hahha so good my friend rides for ride

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I love the idea of putting anti ski stickers on my skis thats pure genious... and burtons boards are shit now a days they just sell shit with their name if u actually know n e thing about snowboards or skis you would realize burton is a thing of the past!

Where can u get the anti ski stickers n e one know?

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
Actualy those 'anti skiing' ads were Sims snowboards, and they weren't exactly anti skiing... they were just saying that Sims isn't a ski company trying to make a buck in the snowboard industry.

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my freiand have a line sticker that says 'your mom rides a snowboard'

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'The apology was seen as ineffective by some in the gay snowboarding community' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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