RIDDLE THREAD

Lateralis

Lateralis

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ill start,but dont post another one till its answered for petes sakes!

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
okay now we have two riddle threads...

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
bastard, i started one already, check the god damnit forum before posting one!

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

800Club Member.

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
 
A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,

But both of these times, cause me to frown.

But just in between, for a very short while,

They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!

What am I talking about here?

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
someone take the other 2 off and leave this one

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
no stef.. mine was first damnit

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

800Club Member.

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
 
yea...leave this one it is better

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
What row of numbers comes next?

This is a tough one!

1

11

21

1211

111221

312211

13112221

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
^ right...

now for a new one...

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.

How can this be possible?

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
7

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Lateralis is good!!!

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
okay a new one...

It is in a rock but not in a stone, it is in marrow but not in a bone. It is in a bolster but not in a bed, it is not living, nor is it dead. What is it?

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
yes, its the Letter 'R'

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

800Club Member.

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
 
Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
one brother rows the other brother across, then comes back for the mom, then comes back for the dad.

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the begining of the end, and the end of every space?

What is it?

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
Pres. Bush's skull?

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

800Club Member.

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
 
no...no...

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
micheal jacksons bedroom?

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Secretary Of Defense for the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

The Official Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

800Club Member.

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
 
no...here is another riddle while you work on the other one...

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
the letter'e' rookie biotch..

heres mine: in the valley of the green glass door,theres doors but no knobs...glass but no windows..green but no blue....yellow but no orange,floors but no cielings,stools but no chairs...whats going on

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
'Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.'

-Pat

WBP|films
 
if you've heard this beofre... please don't aswer it.. it's more fun for the virgins to get pissed off about it.

-Pat

WBP|films
 
^is right

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
^^, actually, is right yet wrong. there are three words in 'THE(1) ENGLISH(2) LANGUAGE(3)' language is the 3rd word. but there is a word called gry

gry: a measure equal to one tenth of a line

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
The person who makes it doesn't want it...the person who buys it won't use it...the person who uses it doesn't know

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
no ones gotten mine yet....(valley of the green glass door)

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
I want to know the answer to the first one.

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
or a type of suicide pill that you don't know what's happeneing to you

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
fungus?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
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