Riddle me this riddle me that

[squaw_skier]

heres a good riddle tell me if you know what it is

When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected

what am i?

 

[Microcosm]

a condom?

 

[timmi]

the guy who built me doesnt want me

the guy who bought me doesnt need me

the guy who has me doesnt know he needs me.

 

[Perma]

hahahha

 

[k-rob]

coffin.

 

[Perma]

seriously whats the answer though i cant think of it

 

[.makuma.]

....

 

[eazylax]

an excuse

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

oh nice thats gotta be it

feed me and i live.

give me drink and i die.

what am i?

 

[powder_weasel]

mmmmmmm McGriddle

 

[Bepo]

a toaster

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

nope. why would it die if you gave it drank?! cuz it would short the shit i guess but thats not the answer haha

 

[kzrstf]

fire... if we consider gasoline or wood as food

 

[HPskier]

my brain hurts........

 

[no_steeze]

hahahahahahaha, i want to hear you justify your answer

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

yup thats it

ok heres another i made up on my own

only useful when lying down,

but unlike a woman if i'm naked you frown.

you can double stack me like an oreo

or set me up on the floor, yo.

i am honored in your life like your beloved groom,

so much so i get my very own room.

 

[anxju]

a bed

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

yeah. was that like way way way way too easy? cuz i just made it up myself

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

a Native American

let's pretend I didn't say that.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

haha wow that was kinda funny but soooo bad

 

[=Worf=]

a cowboy rode into town on friday, stayed 3 days, then left on friday. how could this be?

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

What is deaf,dumba and blind yet always tells the truth?

 

[user098123]

His horse is named Friday. And Skidubaiguy, a mirror?

 

[Mr.O]

Take one out scratch my head, i am now black but once was red. WHAT AM I?

 

[Mr.O]

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.

WHAT AM I?

 

[k-rob]

that one's easy, it's nothing

 

[k-rob]

oh and this one's a match

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

bahahahahaha

 

[dat_ski_dude]

a match

 

[sconniestyle]

anne frank?

 

[bobross]

I don't know if this is just a failed Helen Keller joke cause it just confuses the shit outa me

 

[Sno.]

that's what i was thinking!

and to answer the riddle....a magic 8 ball?

 

[PacificRimJob]

!

HAHA

 

[sconniestyle]

clerks II? no one?

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

I'm a riddle in nine syllables,

An elephant, a ponderous house,

A melon strolling on two tendrils

O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!

The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising

Money's new minted in this fat purse.

I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.

I've eaten a bag of green apples

Boarded the train there's no getting off.

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

 

[bobross]

Clerks for the win!!!

Randal - Why don’t you open the shutters–get some sunlight in here?

Dante - Someone

jammed gum in the locks.

Randal - You’re kidding.

Dante - Bunch of savages in this

town.

 

[bobross]

1)Why the shutters closed?

Dante - Someone jammed gum in the locks.

1)Bunch of savages in this town.

Dante - Huh, that’s what I said.

 

[010]

time

 

[=Worf=]

what word can be written forward bacword or upide down and still be read left to right?

 

[Sno.]

mom?

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

HANNAH

 

[TheQuailman]

I've heard these in various places and I saved em to a word document:

1) I sit in a corner and travel all over the world...

2) spring showers bring mayflowers, what do mayflowers bring?



3) What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

4) What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?





5) It's more powerful than God.

It's more evil than the devil.

The poor have it.

The rich need it.

If you eat it, you'll die.

What is it?

6)a certain mr. robins and his son fred got into a car accident.......the 2 were rushed to the hospital where mr. robins was pronounced to be dead....the surgeon Dr. Robins comes in to operate on the boy but then leaves saying "i cannont operate on him, he is my son fred".how is this possible...





7)l have a taiI, and I have a head, but l have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

 

[Sno.]

7.) a coin?

i know the answer to 1, 2, 5, and 6 so I wont say those.

 

[b-kul]

1. a shadow?

2. pilgrims?

3. no clue

4. silence?

5. no clue

6. no clue

7. coin?

 

[blindside]

1) a stamp

 

[Peter.]

is 3 one of those like lifesaving inner tubes on boats?

or a fishing net?

or any kind of net

 

[pussymoneyweed]

a child between 3 to 6 years of age?

oh boy

 

[Sno.]

no, plus karma, i thought it was good...make more.

i thought bed, but then i thought...how does a bed frown when you're naked? anyway, yeah, make more.

 

[=Worf=]

its not mom upside down would be wow. its not HANNAH upside down would be HVNNVH

the answer is NOON

 

[sconniestyle]

NOON can't be right. an upside down N looks like this:

I/I

at first i thought somethign like SOS, but "s" upside down doesnt work either.

i think i figured it out... you can read any word left to right no matter how it's spelt, it just wont always make a real word if you flip it up or around.

 

[Reptar.]

haha turn your keyboard upside down, N is the same...