richard simmons....

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MARCH 25--Richard Simmons was arrested yesterday and charged with assaulting a Harley Davidson salesman during a confrontation at a Phoenix airport. No, that is not a joke. The 54-year-old fitness guru (5' 7', 155 pounds) laid the smackdown on one Chris Farney, a 23-year-old Mesa man (6' 1' and 255 pounds) who happens to cage wrestle in his spare time. According to the below Phoenix Police Department report, when Farney spotted Simmons (whose real first name is Milton) walking through the Sky Harbor International Airport, he said, 'Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let's rock to the 50's.' Farney told cops he was referring to an old Simmons workout tape. The diminutive star responded by walking over to the strapping Farney and saying, 'It's not nice to make fun of people with issues.' He then slapped Farney's face. The motorcycle salesman, who was not injured, called cops, who cited an 'emotional' and repentant Simmons for assault. (3 pages)

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damn, getting bitch slapped by richard simmons would take years of therapy to clear all your emotional stress and feelings of worthlessness

God is an American.
 
haha, people with issues

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
oh yeah, if antone has any funny richard pics, i need them, so post away.

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I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
 
he's wierd...I heard about that a whilee ago. can't remember from where though.

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You know who's awesome? Gene Simmons.

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
ye but only with the make-up on , when he doesnt have it on he kinda looks like ....... richard simmons

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
the guy who got slapped was on Jimmy Kimmel the other day it wasnt because he was emotionally damaged, that is what he claims but that is because richard simmons is rich and he wants some... i think he won too

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I bet Gene and Richard are the same guy, or at least closely related. Gene looks more like an native american though.

-at least you went down naked-

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