Rice In A Computer

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So about three mornings ago i spilled water on my year old macbook. And by spilled, i mean i poured water straight into the computer. I watched a large glass worth of water disapear into the keyboard. After shitting out my own heart, i proceeded to take the battery out, bury the computer in a wok of rice, put the wok under the furnace, schedual an appointment for that night for the genius bar, cry, and go to school.
I get home, take the computer out of the rice, and turn it on. It starts going, flickering lights, and than crashes. Again I try, to no avail, for a third time i ram my finger into the power key. As a single tear falls in between the "G" and "H" key, the computer jumps to life.
I go to the genius bar at the apple store anyway, succesfully voiding the 3 year apple care program. The 13 year old asian pops my computer apart in a jiffy, an finds very little traces of water, bumping rice past everything else to come out of the far east in terms of importance.
Now a day later, I realize every time a dramatically tilt my computer, a nasty sound like a iron bar going though a wood chipper emits from the depths of my waterboarded computer. I recon that one just one damn peice of rice is in there, putting rices inportance back below orage chicken and video games. Poor Guy.
So now, i call upon newschoolers, what do i do? back to the genius bar, tear the computer open, leave it alone, or pee in the computers proverbial butt.
Love, Julian.
SPARKNOTES: saved a drowned computer with rice, rice got into the computer, whatever to do?
 
Probably going to spawn baby rice and they will proceed to rape your CPU. I'd take it out with some soy sauce and chopsticks while you have the chance.
 
Yeah, I don't know. If all else fails, I'd probably throw it off a tall building before that rice has a chance to propagate its evil. Once those rice babies start to multiply, it's all over...
 
I found a toothpick jammed in my printer the other day..no idea how it go there. small things get pleasure out of jamming themselves in our expensive electronics.
 
dude i shouldn't have opened those emails from china, thats probabely how it it got there. A very ricey virus. I think i can smell raw opium comming up though the keyboard. Bastards...
 
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