Revenge

[Parks.]

for the past 3 hoursmy friends little brother has been using an app that repetedly sends text message...i cant go 5 second without getting another message.....since i know how crafty and hilarious NS is...how should i get him back? inb4 anything to far. im not pissed at all....i just want to return the favor

+K for fantastically hilarious (realistic) answers

 

[Aidan-G]

Get a sex change. Sleep with him. Now he's gay. You win

 

[ForeverYung]

How old is he?

 

[Mr.Turtle]

suck his dick in the dark,dont let him know its you, now hes gay, you win

 

[e_strapp]

PIHB

 

[Parks.]

i think 13...plus he is fat

 

[e_strapp]

Your current status on your profile page is "YOLO." why don't you do something super crazy, man!? I mean, you only live once right?

 

[Parks.]

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[ForeverYung]

Get ice-cream cone, buy a buch of trash in it, top with ice cream, give it to him

 

[Aidan-G]

Put peanut butter on the dog's dick and let your brother lick it off

 

[Backyard.Skier]

this seems well worth it.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

roofie his drink before he goes to bed, fuck him in the ass, film it, when he gets a boner you have proof that hes gay

 

[POW-WOW]

Surgically attach a penis to his girlfriend. He''s now gay, you win

 

[Parks.]

im tempted to post his number on NS but im afraid of what some people on here will do/ say

 

[Aidan-G]

Put bits of cocaine in his food until he becomes addicted. Tell him he is now addicted to coke. Now he has to suck dick for coke. You win

 

[Parks.]

all these gay jokes are......pure gold

 

[Ski_Alot]

stick a dildo in his chair when he is sitting down. now he is gay, you win

 

[Aidan-G]

If he's fat definitely use my peanut butter/dog dick idea. Him being fat makes it so much easier to get him to lick it

 

[Peter.]

send a dick pic from his phone to his friends

now he's gay

you win

 

[Parks.]

hahahahaha makes sense with the extra weight

 

[Parks.]

Bump for actual ideas

 

[HorsecockTony]

lock him in a closet with a dead fish. Did this to my little brother. and a fish only costs like two bucks....

 

[Parks.]

he would sit on me...and i would be dust!

 

[KEVTRON]

Put Nair into water balloons, throw them at him and your brother, watch the hair melt off their heads.

 

[Parks.]

what the fuck is nair?

 

[KEVTRON]

/facepalm

 

[Timmy.]

is it eheath??but bake him some brownies with chocolate laxatives in them, or chocolate chip cookies, and just leave them out on the counter so he sees them and starts eating them

 

[Parks.]

he has a shaved head but that a good one

 

[Parks.]

holy shit that is golden!!!!!!

 

[Timmy.]

i know, oh and also /thread