REVENGE

[hank_hill]

alright guys so my car just got caked in wax, along with my friends car who doesnt even go to my school. its homecoming week this week and i need you evil geniuses here on NS to help me think of some ways to get revenge!

thanks in advance

 

[Rachy]

crisco oil on the windshield is always a fun one... especially if its the rainy season.

 

[hellomynameisjef]

pee in his butt

 

[Inbred_Redneck]

We ended up getting some major revenge on my friends car. We put some dead coon on his hood, and one on the back, and ended up coating his windshield and windows with peanut butter and dogshit. After that we gave his car a nice coating with cranberry jelly, and they saran wrapped the whole thing. But really anything like peanut butter, applesauce, or jellylike will get teh job done.