Revenge....

Melvs

Melvs

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well, today at a soccer dinner before our first playoff game (we're defending state chmpions), we shaved our heads (a school tradition for playoffs). WEll, the faggot who was doing mine thought it would be funny if he shaved my hair with the lowest setting, when I asked him to use the longest. Now, my head is all but bald. I want revenge, but I need some ideas. I do not like the kid, and he is not a friend, so anything goes... give me some ideas.

-Pat
 
throw up in a bag, freeze it, then open it and dump the contents in his car, backpack, whatever and wait a couple minutes.

Piss in a zip lock bag an trow it at his mom.

Put car oil in his shampoo

Fuck one of his family members

Blackmail him somehow

''There's no fruit on the tree without the roots.''

 
i can't remember where i saw this, maybe in axis.

okay, here goes.

invite this friend over to your house. give him a bran muffin and watch High Society with him, he should have to take a crap by the end, but he does not know that you have covered the toilet with saran wrap under the seat. so he sits down and pinches one and his ass gets smushed in it. i saw that one in axis i think.

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
Do that shit like in Van Wilder...jack off a bulldog so it cums into a drained eclair and then give it to him at lunch or something and then put a picture of the dog spooging somewhere so that he will find it later

''There's no fruit on the tree without the roots.''

 
take a big cork and jam into the end of the muffler on his car, make sure its in nice and tight

-Grant-

Chicken Wang?
 
knock him out drag his ass into a feild somewhere pour gasoline around him in a circle and when he comes to light it

 
k, saw this on CKY3K,

shit in a bucket, then piss in it, put in some paper towel (wear gloves) and mix it around, use the paper towel and get some time when he is asleep, then rub it all over his face... it worked for Bam...

www.longhairproductions.cjb.net

EC-WC its all good--
 
when hes sleeping, shave off his eyebrows.

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
i say u get him real wasted and when hes out cold u drag him into the woods, handcuff him to a tree, and leave him there for a while

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
get him shit faced and shave every piece of hair off his body.

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis
 
have a glove on and take some dog shit and when hes not looking take the shit and shove into his mouth... make sure to whipe some all over him too really quikly cause he will smell like shit for a long tme and eveything he toucheswll smell like shit

-Grant

Chicken Wang?
 
I think I'll A. fuck a family member, acuse his little sister is a hottie... or b. shave his brows off...all this shitting in somethign is to much work... I need somethign easy, that'll make him wish he was dead.

PS... mods move this to non-ski.

-Pat
 
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