Revenge when quitting Job. PLEASE HELP

Earl_Globz

Earl_Globz

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Alright so i worked at this dairy packaging plant all summer near my house and things were going real well. i basically sat around and drank free milk all day. but now we have this new manager Stacy and she got rid of my old position and put me on the packaging line. Im definatley quitting as its the end of the summer and i have more than enough money saved up to last me til ski season. But i need NS to come up with a baller idea for how i can go out with a bang.
 
post porn on the bottles
drug up the milk
put bodily fluid of choice in the milk
tip over every jug if it is a line like that
take off all the caps
poke holes in every bottle
send a ton of milk to some random place like a sporting goods store

 
Yelling at her and say really lound: And I quit

Put a dead bird on her table

replace bead bird with dog shit

put glue on her chair

 
bro ive worked in many meat/horse/dairy/chinese sweatshop factory to know the many things that are good. shit on the coats.
 
that gets revenge on the innocent, strong-boned people who like milk

don't go out in a blaze, you can always use good references for when you get your next job. unless you are already on the outs. in which case I've always wanted to just pretend to spaz out while walking out and just knock a ton of shit over.
 
tell them you pissed in all the milk, but dont actually do it, you dont hurt anybody, and they throw out all the milk
 
Guys, i think someone has shit on the coats. The smell radiating from the general area of the coats leads me to believe that someone has shit on, or around the coats.
 
Sometimes i like to make bacon and roll around in so i get all greasy then i make a sandwhich and think about all the things that made me sad while i read jacob westers blog and wish that i was a pro skier that hated skiing and then ill walk my cat around town to try and pick up ladies because everyone knows that cats get chicks and then i go home and right super long posts without any punctuation lolololololol
 
If you have a uniform and employee locker rooms than take your uniform and soak it in milk the last day. Put it in a locker and get a pad lock and lock it on without the key. Shit will smell horrible in a day or so.
 
hide little cups of milk every where. like in the ceiling, in the break room, under stuff, in a trashcan that doesn't get emptied all the time. then make a map and mail it to them after u quit.
 
add a shit load of NesQuik in all the milk, or throw cereal into the main milk tub and get caught eating them with a spoon

or let the cows loose

haha, id fuck shit up if i worked there
 
find a childhood picture of her and then make a missing person profile and get them printed on all the milk.
 
So your old position was essentially sitting around drinking milk all day, and you're mad that your new manager eliminated it? Stacy sounds like the kind of lady I'd want running MY milk packaging plant.

Don't take "revenge" when you quit a job. A good reference is way too useful.

 
Yeah, the whole taking "revenge" after you have voluntarily decided to quit just makes you a total fucking douchebag.

I never understood why people feel the need to be so vengeful against their employers, burning bridges hurts you more than it does them.
 
"Don't worry.... Im not going to do... what everyone thinks Im going to do... You know... FLIP OUT... MAaaan... All I want to know is... WHOS COMING WITH ME?!?"
 


You should do this....
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print dicks onto all the milk cartons or what not and ship them out to stores.

maybe change name of milk to "man milk"
 
yah, his counterpart in china already tried that, now a bunch of babies are dying and when they find him theyre gonna fry his ass

anyway, if you did a good job why would you fuck with the place? they would be a good reference when you want another job after ski season...shit head
 
whatever you do don't do anyting to the milk. In china a bunch of people are being arrested for contaminating milk.
 
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