Revenge plots?

hmmm, improved idea... buy a couple thousand crickets from a science supply company, and let them out in his car. thatll get the fucker
 
all right well this one may require a bit of a sacrifice of dignity at first but is well worth it.

call him up to meet up some time, get him realy drunk and pretend not to be over him procide to throw your self at him, continue dcrowning him with booze then once he is totaly out of it, and i mean TOTALY out of it eg. incapable of sustaining an erection. now lure him to the bedroom, couch, kitchen table, garage floor, where ever is the most convinient. about now is when he should be passing out .. make sure he is asleep and super glue his balls to his thighs. make sure you firmly glue left testicle to left leg so he cant walk... unless you want to be a real bitch then you can do a cross over.

and it if for some strange reason you would win if he tried to sue you... just say it just got realy kinky
 
you just made my day. there's a party tomorrow we'll both be at, and he'll be drinking before i even get there. oh man this will be epic.
 
i feel sorry for you! you must have loved him to buy him all that shit. my solution to it would be get realllll fucked up and pass out. but that might not work for you, i dunno.
 
yeah do that cept put the ad everywher on the net. phone messeage thing in the paper. And when you place the ad make sure you mention he likes leather and to be brutalised and all he wants is a master to dominate him. make totally gross so when they call him they leave nasty ass explicit dominatrix messages on his phone.

or option number two. take fish and hide it all over his house/apartment car what ever you have easy access to and leave it to rot. stinks like a mother fucker. ( yes i saw that on TV)

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go to the local pet sote and buy a bucnh of feeder mice for like a $1 a piece or whatevre and let them loose in his house so he will have a mouse infestation.
 
dump a bunch of watered down dog shit on his engine block and when it heats up it will stink like hell. or you could cut off his feet while he is sleeping that would always make him pay
 
lauren where do you find these fucking assclowns dude? i think you should just bash his knees with a baseball bat right quick-like.

i wouldn't do anything too elaborate though, just because you don't want to put that much effort into fucking someone over if they're not worth your time in the first place
 
you know how when couple that move in and then brake out and move back out and take everything that they bought including what they bought for the other person well....

GET THAT SHIT BACK!!!
 
oh man... what did the super nintendo do to get dragged into it. that thing is a classic. past that, i would fuck with his ski equipment, like turning his DIN's down just in the heels so he face plants all the time. Another suggestion would be to take a wheel off his car, rest the car on a cinder block, leave the wheel next to it, but take the lug nuts.
 
ask him to come to your place and then tell him to take his clothes off and tell him to go on bed and close his eyes, then ask some gay nerd to come and give him a blowjob. he doesnt know that its him cause he has his eyes closed and then take a picture of it and put it in the internet.
 
man you should so so many of them, seriously though just get some super emmbaressing pictures of him and send it to his parents, friends, and make copies of them and post them all over town. don't do anything where you could get in trouble with the law though because then you could be skrewed over and it wouldn't really be revenge anymore, also i like the idea of getting fish and just hide like 20 of them in nooks and crannys in his house/appartment.
 
i have a good one... Dye your hair pitch black, buy a "Thursday" t-shirt, wear mascara and eyeliner then cry, wear tight black jeans, never ever ever smile, be over dramtic with every movement...and tell him that he made you like this. If he's at all human he will feel realllly bad, coz fuck everyone hates emo fucks. i sure do. man im angry, they wrecked a fucken sick show for me in the weekend.
 
I heard a wicked revenge story once but i am not sure how true it is.

Apparently some guy was getting hitched and about three months before the wedding he went on his fiances digital camera and found pictures of her fooling around with his best friend (the best man). So he didn't do anything about it. The wedding was super huge and the bride's parents paid for it cause they were rich and snooty and wanted a traditional wedding. So they got married in the church and went and had the reception. So after dinner during the speachs the groom got up and made an impromtu speach. He went on for a bit about how he thanked everyone for the gifts and paying for the wedding and coming and yada yada yada and at the end of it he finished with " Now the bride wants to give back to you, reach under your chairs and look in the enveloppe." Well the bride was like WTF i didn't get anything so when they oped\ned the enveloppes pinned to the underside of the chairs it was the photos of the bride and best man fooling around. So everyone her parents, friends etc got to see how much of a slut she was. The next day the marriage was annuled and the groom took the plane tickets and went on the honeymoon trip by himself which the brides parents paid for.

That could be urban myth but that is a wicked revenge story.
 
wow. that is a great idea for revenge. and don't forget to sound record it, just incase he likes it and says so.
 
bite him like really hard while he has handcuffs attached to the bed....

so how did it go? what you planned to do?
 
chain his car to a tree, or epoxy the axels, or saran wrap it.

If you are still looking for revenge in the summer, and you see his car in a BK parking lot, open a window and cover the inside with french fries, seagulls will rip it up and crap all over the place
 
or, break into his house when he's not there, and glue every single thing in his house in place, and install a video camera, so you can watch and laugh as he tries to pick something up off the floor, and it's stuck
 
karma has taken it's place to an extent. the girl he was cheating on me with/left me for is now dating his best friend. but i took things into my own hands this weekend and went to a party he was present at (he was already being a little bitch because the chick and his best friend were like doing it with clothes on all night in plain sight), and i keyed his car in a drunken rage. then after playing like 6 rounds of shot pong i smashed a beer bottle over his head when he said he didn't believe in lying. i didn't tell him i was pregnant but i might sometime soon. and i am gong to do a lot of horrible things to him for his finals to be sure he fails them all.
 
send the email that the girl sent him that said "LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT" to his mom and dad and add stuff in the email like saying the girl is 14 and it was excellent top grade sex... jeah, jeah
 
today i saw him downtown, and he didn't see me, he locked up his bike and went elsewhere. i know the combo to his bikelock, and stole his bike.
 
oh come on dont fuck with his finals. thast his future, i was pretty sure most of these things are just temporary but messing with his finals messes with his future, his actual life. you might need to calm down, smashing beer bottle over his head, keying his car...jesus
 
go into mainstreet in ur town.. find a store with those letters u can re arrange and put his 1st name and last has a small penis

Example

John DOe has a small penis!! I LOVE YOU BABY

____________

(your name)
 
so you keyed his car, bashed a beer bottle over his head and stole his kona??? thats fuckin harsh. I LOVE IT!
 
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