Retrieving stolen stuff

madchronic

madchronic

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About two months ago i got my bike jacked and kind of stopped searching for about a month after it went missing. Just yesterday my friend gave me a call and he said he thought he saw at some trailer park. I drive over there and I'm just looking for it and I finally see it. Only problem was there was like 4 mexicans so i just went over and jacked my shit bike they start hollering but i just put in the back and drove off. Anyone else had any luck getting their stuff back from scumbag theifs?
 
I dont have a story, but I can't wait for the day I see some asshole walking away from the ski rack with my skis in hand. They will be sorry.
 
that's awesome. when i was a kid my next door neighbor had his Dyno snagged while we were at McDonalds. Me and my old man were driving around all night looking for it. A few days later we see some knuckle riding it down the street. My old man pulls up on him, rips him off the bike, calls the cops to have him arrested, and we take the bike back home. My neighbor was super stoked.
 
A few weeks ago I bought myself some new sunglasses. I'm fairly vision impaired, so they are prescription lenses. I left them at the store I work at (about 10 other people work here) by mistake one day. The next day was my day off so I wasn't in the shop. I didn't think too much of it as I assumed nobody would take them. Well, I was dead wrong. Fortunately the idiot that took them wore them into the shop the very next day. Needless to say, he is now seeking employment.
 
Honestly dude tackling someone from behind in ski boots would be the best feeling
 
Wish I could've done this when my brand new skis were stolen last spring. I didn't notice they were gone until it was too late. Me and all my friends were searching the whole mountain and parking lot for almost an hour before we gave up. Every single one of us was ready to beat the shit out of the guy.
 
There was a guy in my school who stole skis and then got caught. I have no fucking respect for him needless to say
 
I caught some kid trying to steal the valve caps off my bike. He had one of the off and when I walked up to him he put it in his mouth and swallowed it. I don't want it back but that would be pretty funny if he showed up to the park with it on his bike after shitting it out
 
I caught a kid trying to ride off in my skis, then watched as he proceeded to try on a few pair of skis until he found some that fit his boots and get busted by hill employees. it was pretty frickin funny watching the kid try to nonchalantly find a pair that fit with at least 10 people watching him
 
Some 14 year old little prick stole my goggles out of the lodge. We went up to get some food and my friend stayed back at the table. The prick and his friends come up to him, start talking and one of the kids goes from the back and steals my goggles. Thankfully my friend remembered what one of them looked like and I found the kid in the lodge a couple hours later. Got my goggles back, embarrassed the shit out of him and bitched out his stupid instructor that told me "these kids don't need to steal they're wealthy". Fat bitch
 
had two bikes stolen, never seen either again. Goddamn mexicans... they sneak into our country, mooch off of us, AND THEN steal our bikes... Fucking scum.
 
Walk in to the Mexican land with a loaded 9mm fire warning shot take your shit and leave or call Immigration and get there asses deported and then take your shit
 
When I was a kid there was a guy on the block who basically stole anything that wasn't clamped down. And he didn't even try to hide it, he would just put it in his garage and leave the door open, or otherwise not lock it, so we would just go back and get it later on. I was always pretty protective of my stuff, so I only got my bike stolen a few times, but I think he single handedly changed the neighborhood from a doors always open come on in kind of place to a lock everything place.
 
Someone stole my MN Legit bubbler from my stash spot today, dude better hope I dont figure out who he is. Im weak as fuck though and a pacifist to a point, so id probs try to talk it out. Will post again if I retrive said item
 
i had a kid try to steal my helmet with my googles, necky, and gloves in it while i was walking back to my table in the lodge. i confronted him and he acted like they were his. Such a dumb ass and how he banned from my local mountan.
 
I had my snowboard stolen last season, and the worst part is that it had to be someone local, who I probably know. it was about 9:45 when all of the New Yorkers and prep school buses had left so all that was left was employees and a few locals. I go inside for five minutes to change out of my boots and it's gone. I also had a limited edition Grassroots moe. hat stolen out of my car at a party a couple of weeks ago, with like $120 worth of pins on it. not fucking happy about that one.
 
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Our house got broken into and a bunch of shit got stolen. Never found the fucker. My friends dad had gotten his truck stolen 3 times and he found it every single time until it got stolen a 4th time and they found it on the side of a road torched.
 
my brother in boston had his nice bike locked to a wooden railing post on the porch in front of his apartment. he found the post broken and his bike gone; the next day he looked on craigslist and it was the first post he saw. he called the cops and they got his bike back and i dont remember what happened to the theifmoral of the story dont sell stolen shit on craigslist and dont lock your bike to a wooden post
 
I told this story a while back in the PWOYM thread. Here are the sparknotes:

Caught some 12 year old kid riding off with my bike. Couldn't make it up the hill (singlespeed road bike that was too big from him), he fell off and nutted himself on the top tube, all the while i'm chasing after him wielding a bike multitool. His mom pulls into the parking lot to pick him up, she sees me standing over him and thinks I beat him up. I explain what happened, she buys me barbecue and makes him walk home. 'twas a good day.
 
Me and a friend went to a local skatepark were dickin around on out bikes doing funny shit. go to check my phone that was in my friends bag with his shit my bnib smokes not opened and his iPhone. Wasnt there. Some gay ass kid stole his iphone and my pos lg rumour from 5 years ago. needless to say i didnt even want it back and he didnt even take my smokes. But my friend was chapped.
 
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