Retard at mammoth

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skisquaw@420

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one time some dude hiked up mammoth montain in the middle of the night. he jacked a protective pad from a lift tower on the way up. wonce on the top, he rode the pad down the mountain like a sled. he hit the same tower he stole the pad from and was killed.

true story from the darwin awards

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"We're super, incredable, heavy duty dudes!"- Cheech Marin
 
ya ive heard that before but at diffrent places everytime

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hahahh wat an asshole

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johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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I've heard that som many times it's not even funny. just stupid. but mammoth is like, un-stupid. so lets just leave it at that.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
A number of yeras ago, when I was younger we were staying in Beaver Creek and some kids hiked up and took one of the pads. It was these two girls, sisters, like 10 and 12 years old. They got on it and slid all the way down to the bottom where the slammed into a brick buliding at the base. One girl was killed and the other paralysed. There was a lot of flashing lights and up set people that night. It was really sad.

 
i think it is funny

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why wouldnt you just jump off

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
because it's dark and you wouldn't see the tower anyways.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
I heard that story about panorama. I think it has happened more than once actually.

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watch out I have BADD
 
me and some buds' took gt's down a local hill once. And because we work there the liftee let us take them up on the chair. best sledding of my life

 
I got to go to mammoth and I stayed in the hotel and everything but I didn't get to ski at all I was so pissed and Im still pissed about it....it looks like the funnest place on earth.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
done tower bag sliding so many times...do it every season at our closing party. so much fun...you get going fast as shit with 10 people on a matt

CMc - *NSFD*

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how/why could you go to mammoth and not ski? was it like a family hiking trip or something silly?

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
hah that shit is so fun, but yes stupid at the same time. just make sure nothing like that is gonna happen when you go, or else just don't go wasted because you'll think you're sure either way

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
mhmm the good ol' days of "tower padding" soo much fun but sooo dangerous

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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that sucks because insurance at the mountain will probably go up and tickets or other shit will cost more

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the mountain wasn't opened so they probabale would not be held responsible

"We're super, incredable, heavy duty dudes!" - Cheech Marin

"Skiing and pot where ment for eachother, almost like peanut butter and jelly." - Sonny Anderson

"My eyes, they can't take in his radness." - Sonny Anderson

"Wildflour Wild Water." - Danny Day

"The goodness just explodes in my mouth!" - Bill Flemming
 
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