Resurrecting the Dead

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If you could pick one person to resurrect from the dead, who would it be. i pick JESUS

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
hitler

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I have a different stance on abortion: I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up. The only way I'd be 'pro choice' is if it meant I could choose which babies I could abort, and only then if I could lift the age restriction to 80.
 
gangis kahn I bet that man could party like none other!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
bob marley....he could make som sick as tracks with 50 cent!!

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why would you rather a chick? if it was completely dark and you were fucken hammered and some gay guy just started giving you head, would you know the difference? you know who.....
 
Socrates, so I could follow him around and watch him make fools of people with wanton disregard, until they executed him again.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^ you have somethign for funny fat guys, dont ya?

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
 
wait dude who started this whole thread dealio, according to your bible, isnt jesus supposed to be resurrected already? so how can tou resurect him?

but for me id say... either bob marley or i dont know who else

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jerry garcia so i could get him into a drug rehab program and he wouldnt die all over again.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
my freind Lilly who died this past year in a car accident earlier this year.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
jesus is in heaven, which technically means he's dead. i'd bring him back then school him in some street hoops.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
chris farley

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why would you rather a chick? if it was completely dark and you were fucken hammered and some gay guy just started giving you head, would you know the difference? you know who.....
 
^Yeah, Nostradamus would be good. Maybe you could get him to clarify his predictions... like, this one:

Nostradamus

Century 6, Quatrain 97

Two steel birds will fall from the sky on the

Metropolis. The sky will burn at forty-five degrees

latitude. Fire approaches the great new city.

Immediately a huge, scattered flame leaps up. Soon,

rivers will flow with blood. The undead will roam

earth for little time.

...say, what's the latitude of NYC again?

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^Nero burned down Rome for no adequately explained reason. That was pretty nuts. Marcus Aurelius bathed in blood. Them Romans, they so crazy.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
16th century, I think? I don't know when nostradamus was alive, might have been 17th cent.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
J.R.R. TOLKIEN straight up

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
a waste of pick to everyone else, but pure gold to myself: stanley kubrick. golden fucking god.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : 'Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.'
 
kurt cobain

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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
i would resurrect jesus and get him drunk then tell him to write a new bible. i wonder how it would go. lol

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1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
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