jarossamdb7
Active member
RESUME OF GEORGE W BUSH
My Past Work Experience:
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded
Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies
and
made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los
Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden
city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to
the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set
record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my fathers appointments to the
Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president:
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over
the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history
of
mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice
has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in
any country in the history of the world
First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration
in US history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation
against the will of the United Nations and the world
community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then
lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stability.
First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor,
North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
our country at the United States Capital building. After
18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented
any public investigation into the biggest security failure
in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades,
possibly the most divided the US has ever been since
the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.
Records and References:
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available).
AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of
war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
un-available for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for
public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public
view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
un-available for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
(They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle
Group for war-profiteering.)
_________________________
Firetruck is the only word that you can say in school without getting in trouble that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'UCK'
My Past Work Experience:
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded
Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies
and
made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los
Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden
city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to
the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set
record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my fathers appointments to the
Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president:
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over
the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history
of
mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice
has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in
any country in the history of the world
First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration
in US history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.
My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation
against the will of the United Nations and the world
community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then
lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stability.
First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor,
North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
our country at the United States Capital building. After
18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented
any public investigation into the biggest security failure
in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades,
possibly the most divided the US has ever been since
the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.
Records and References:
At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available).
AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of
war.
Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
un-available for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for
public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public
view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
un-available for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
(They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle
Group for war-profiteering.)
_________________________
Firetruck is the only word that you can say in school without getting in trouble that starts with a 'F' and ends in 'UCK'
